Hawaiian wonder cooler

When a person is kicked in the balls until his ball/balls explode. (Testicular torsion) lol not any where close to the true meaning but it's funny. This happened to me, the wife named this
For me... TP

I was kicked in the balls, that bitch gave me a Hawaiian wonder cooler.

by T-ball January 31, 2014

3 dollar hawaiian cooler

A huge load that gets shot everywhere

i heard at maxi mart they make you wear shock collars and 1 guy put 1 on his dick and blasted himself a 3 dollar hawaiian cooler

by tmangreen October 23, 2012

Some Hawaiian girl did it

Basically means impossible or not there.

How did he get that hickey?

A) It's a mosquito bite

B) There's nothing there

C) It's just a shadow!

D) Some Hawaiian girl did it

by BangtanForeverYoung May 4, 2017

Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich

noun.

pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.

Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.

Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.

Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.

Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"

Some other Dude: "No."

Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."

by Looger November 21, 2009

Hawaiian roller coaster ride

Having sex on any sort of naval vessel while having sex with a man of Hawaiian origin or decent.

Did you hear about rachel? There's video of her going on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride!

by Jamesthedoctor September 9, 2015

Hawaiian Submarine

The act of filling a condom with sperm, then boiling the rubber, and inserting it into ones anus.

Hey bro, I just burned myself doing a Hawaiian Submarine. I’m going to the ER right now!

by The Hawaiian Submarine Slayer August 5, 2021

Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.

karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020