Hawaiian wonder cooler

When a person is kicked in the balls until his ball/balls explode. (Testicular torsion) lol not any where close to the true meaning but it's funny. This happened to me, the wife named this
For me... TP
I was kicked in the balls, that bitch gave me a Hawaiian wonder cooler.
by T-ball January 31, 2014
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3 dollar hawaiian cooler

i heard at maxi mart they make you wear shock collars and 1 guy put 1 on his dick and blasted himself a 3 dollar hawaiian cooler
by tmangreen August 04, 2010
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Some Hawaiian girl did it

How did he get that hickey?

A) It's a mosquito bite

B) There's nothing there

C) It's just a shadow!

D) Some Hawaiian girl did it
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noun.

pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.

Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.

Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.

Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.
Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"

Some other Dude: "No."

Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."
by Looger November 22, 2009
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Hawaiian roller coaster ride

Having sex on any sort of naval vessel while having sex with a man of Hawaiian origin or decent.
Did you hear about rachel? There's video of her going on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride!
by Jamesthedoctor August 06, 2015
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hawaiian christmas

Thrown together alcoholic beverage. Coconut rum and egg nog. Usually made by teenagers who've invaded their parents liquor cabinet.
Man I poured myself a Hawaiian Christmas last night and got twisted
by Chancejoebuddy April 27, 2016
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Hawaiian Blow

"me and Suzie did a "Hawaiian blow" in the bathroom room last night"
by Miloo0o June 10, 2023
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