haise sasaki

haise sasaki aka the house cleaner

this bad bitch aka ken kaneki has like 10 personalities and one of them is haise sasaki, the house cleaner

by timmycanownmykids May 17, 2020

HAIRSPRAY

Your own little can of the ozone. Especially fun to puncure holes in!

Hairspray is my best friend.

by Carsyn September 21, 2004

haiduc

Somone who steals from the rich to give to the poor, Robin Hood style.

While on trial for theft, he claimed he was a haiduc--so should be let off.

by mel December 1, 2004

hailstorm

When you celebrate taking a shot by taking another shot.

Oh nice shot man, let's hailstorm that and do it again!

by AnujSuper9 October 31, 2009

Hadishi

To bring up a joke repeatedly, long past the point where it is funny. Sometimes, the very fact that the joke keeps being brought up is funny though.

Man, that joke is so Hadishi. I must have heard it 43 times last week! And if you necro that thread again I'm going to drive to your house and kill you.

by Krib January 29, 2007

Ass-Haidery

May seem similar to its retarded cousin "asshattery" but assuredly it is not. Ass-Haidery takes hatin' ass buffoonery and extreme egoism to a different level. There are many ways to define and spot an Ass-Haider including the constant barrage of bullshit and conceited comments produced during general conversation. Frequently accompanied by fetuses, rubbers, and henious breathe.

1. "Man, that dude suffers from major Ass-Haidery"

2. The teacher showed the most digusting display of Ass-Haidery the students had ever seen in their lives.

by Bridgett Jones January 19, 2009

doody hairs

Traces of fecal matter left on anus follicles following a subject's successful excretion. Diarrhea can intensify, as liquid bowel movements infiltrate anus follicles at a higher rate. Also, not properly cleaning the rectal area following excretion can intensify. Can produce many symptoms including strong/pungent odor, extreme itchiness and rashes. When accompanied by toilet paper morsels and anus perspiration, an exotic human anomaly called dingle-berries can transpire.

After a night of heavy drinking Armando stopped by the local Taco Bell and consumed 6 bean burritos; later that night Armando, still intoxicated, excreted a very loose stool and fell asleep on the toilet. The next morning his anus itched quite intensely and it soon became clear he did not properly wipe and was rocking some serious doody hairs.

by mysticblum3 February 5, 2012