Done been had

When your small brain gets fucked up, or when you're fed up with something

Jade:" Destiny, I just failed that test!"
Destiny:"OOF!!! You done been had!"

by D&JBigDickEnergy September 30, 2019

had her done

When you give it someone up the bum

I bet your dad had your little sister done

I had her done yesterday

by EL JEFE O EL OLIVER January 11, 2017

Had a Johnny moment

Trying as hard as possible to make a cohearent sentence and or being the biggest idiot possible during a given situation.

Last night Nick was flopping all over dylan's couch and babblin' like an idiot.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.

by Webenator April 6, 2015

Had a bad day

An excuse used by cowards, the morally bankrupt, and men with weak-chins to grant legal immunity.

"Did you hear about that cop that tied up that kid's hands behind his back and then slammed him face-first into the ground?"
"Oh the cop just had a bad day."
"Are you fucking serious? He used excessive force you weak-chinned mud slug."

by Equity and Justice June 3, 2020

Had a day/weekend

A sarcastic response for when you've had a bad time and someone asks about your day or weekend.

Probably originates from Britain where the typical response is often "Yeah it was good, you?" or something equally dismissive because every weekend is the same.

Said in a wholly sarcastic tone, with emphasis on the day/weekend.

Optional to add "alright" to after the day/weekend to be more direct.

"Did you have a good day at work honey?"
"I certainly had a day!"

"Hope you're doing well, did you have a nice weekend?"
"I had a weekend alright"

"How's it going?"
"I had a day/weekend"

by Project-2501 August 21, 2023

you've had a touch

Cockney slang for 'you're lucky.'

'You've had a touch, stupid little mug!!'

by anonymous December 9, 2021

we had coffee

a good night of sex to keep u up.

i met kesha at the bar one night, she was pretty so i told her. she opened up about her day and we had coffee.

by Rdg_Dreaddy July 11, 2017