Gumblegasm

The act of cumming in your hand then rubbing it into a homeless man's eyes.

I was out with the boys the other night and we decided to go out and hunt down some bums for a couple of Gumblegasms

by SlapMeSideways February 10, 2019

Gumble wump

My brother jack

Every family has a gumble wump.

by Brobro99 March 29, 2021

gumble mag

An old school porno magazine like Men Only or Razzle

I found my dads stash of gumble mags on top of his wardrobe

by anonymous August 11, 2021

gumblebumbles

The term "Gumblebumbles" means your shocked, scared or excited. You can also use if something like your boobs are shaking or jiggling.

Like "oh my gumblebumbles" or you can use it like "oh no my gumblebumbles are shaking."

by Jaylovesballs February 12, 2022

Shit Gamble

When a person has to leave the house at an exact time, or has visitors coming over and they need to shit. They gamble that they'll have enough time to shit.

"Last night we had guests coming over and I decided to shit gamble - It didn't work"

by tantg69 August 31, 2011

smart gambler

A smart gambler is one who does not go to the ATM at the casino.

This is Shahid's fourth trip to the ATM... He is not a smart gambler.

by JohnnyPunani May 11, 2014

Dirty Gamble

A "Dirty Gamble" is an instance where a betting or gambling situation is created with set rules. And after the game is created and the bet and/or wager is made, the rules are changed.

Hey I won the 4th quarter on the super bowl squares, where is my money. I'm sorry I told everyone that I could find at work the day before the super bowl that it's final score not 4th quarter. I was not at work that day. That was a dirty gamble.

by DarkLobo February 9, 2017