1) a superficial American male, usually from the Tri-State area, pretending to be of Italian descent through the use of some limited slang in whatever dialect was spoken by his supposed ancestors from il Belpaese. Known for his bad music taste, the guido loves greasy hair, wifebeaters, bling bling, tracksuits, and intercourse with guidettes.
2) the guido style is also spotted in the Italian peninsula, particularly amongst wannabe gangsters of the camorra. Their trademarks in Italy are: wifebeaters, tracksuits, cars with strobo lights, a bad command of Italian, being overweight, fur anoraks and - above all - an unhidden love of Gigi D'Alessio's music.
3) a derogatory term for an Italian. For someone who actually is from Italy, being associated with American guidos is one of the worst possible offences.
2) the guido style is also spotted in the Italian peninsula, particularly amongst wannabe gangsters of the camorra. Their trademarks in Italy are: wifebeaters, tracksuits, cars with strobo lights, a bad command of Italian, being overweight, fur anoraks and - above all - an unhidden love of Gigi D'Alessio's music.
3) a derogatory term for an Italian. For someone who actually is from Italy, being associated with American guidos is one of the worst possible offences.
'That guy must've spent all his money on pimping that piece of trash!'
'That should come to you as no surprise: he's a guido!'
'Are you sure this is Naples? There are so many guidos around it feels like Jersey!'
'Hey dude, in the US we call Italians "guidos".'
'In Italy we call Americans who call us guidos "rednecks".'
'That should come to you as no surprise: he's a guido!'
'Are you sure this is Naples? There are so many guidos around it feels like Jersey!'
'Hey dude, in the US we call Italians "guidos".'
'In Italy we call Americans who call us guidos "rednecks".'
by vafangù December 27, 2009
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Me: ready up people!
someone: jajajajajajaja! QUE PAAAAAAAAASA! tu mama es una puta! jajajajaja!
Me: >_<;; *game starts* *misses a shot*
someone: OMG YOU MISSED YOU FRICKING n00B!!!!!!11
Me: ...
someone: jajajajajajaja! QUE PAAAAAAAAASA! tu mama es una puta! jajajajaja!
Me: >_<;; *game starts* *misses a shot*
someone: OMG YOU MISSED YOU FRICKING n00B!!!!!!11
Me: ...
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Get the guido mug.A light flat-bottomed boat used on Venetian canals, having a high point at each end and worked by one oar at the stern.
Another meaning is the seating compartment in a ski lift.
Another meaning is the seating compartment in a ski lift.
by Oliviana123 April 4, 2015
Get the gondola mug.1.WWII term used to describe a submarine torpedo attack launched between two protecting gunboats to land an assualt on the protected vessel.
2.The act of thrusting ones male genitalia between a pair of large mammeries, and ejaculating on the female mouth,chin, nostril, or eye.
2.The act of thrusting ones male genitalia between a pair of large mammeries, and ejaculating on the female mouth,chin, nostril, or eye.
by Fishfinder March 26, 2007
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Man: "Hey, I just did the gondola challenge on the way up here"
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by SeeMoneyLoLoLoLol April 19, 2010
Get the Gondola Challenge mug.Based off the comedy great Dave Chappelle's Negrodamus its is the Italian Nostradamus. Said to reside in the somewhere in the eastern United States, its future telling ability is world renowned. It can be identified by its gold chains and potent smell of cologne and over gelled hair. WARNING: Do make eye contact without prior acquittance, if you smell red wine or Peroni on its breath flee ASAP, do not be near its food unarmed. Garlic is not its weakness...its not a vampire...more like the opposite of a vampire...lots of hair and darker...more like a werewolf....but not like a gay twilight vampire....if seen please contact FBI immediately.
HOTLINE CALLER: Guidodamus what will happen to me in my life...?
GUIDODAMUS: Some one will make you an offer you can't refuse....and at some point in your life you will die.
HOTLINE CALLER: Wait what? That is stupid everyone dies, this is bullshit!
GUIDODAMUS: For further clarification we will have to charge you 10 US dollars a minute and 15 for everyone after that.
HOTLINE CALLER: Bahah FUCK THAT!
GUIDODAMUS: Your prophecy has been fulfilled...get em boys.
HOTLINE CALLER: OH sh---(BANG BANG)
GUIDODAMUS: Thank you for calling the guidodamus hot line
GUIDODAMUS: Some one will make you an offer you can't refuse....and at some point in your life you will die.
HOTLINE CALLER: Wait what? That is stupid everyone dies, this is bullshit!
GUIDODAMUS: For further clarification we will have to charge you 10 US dollars a minute and 15 for everyone after that.
HOTLINE CALLER: Bahah FUCK THAT!
GUIDODAMUS: Your prophecy has been fulfilled...get em boys.
HOTLINE CALLER: OH sh---(BANG BANG)
GUIDODAMUS: Thank you for calling the guidodamus hot line
by therealguidodamus August 18, 2010
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