Guinness

Some makers of Irish stout. I’m drunk as fuck right now on their beer. But, it’s tasty. It tastes like beer. I’m drunk enough. It’s almost like chocolate or coffee in terms taste, but it’s still a good flavor to not distract you enough from getting drunk.

Guinness was established in like, 1759 or something like that. But you gotta try it cause it’s so good. I’m drunk from it and I can feel my Celtic ancestry in it. It makes me high and happy. Guinness is good for you.

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

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Guinness

A potentially extinct term which roughly translates as 'copycat'. Origin and etymology is uncertain, but late UK Gen X-ers may remember the castigating call of 'Guinness!' in school classrooms when one pupil copied the idea, work, or joke of another.

"Tommy's such a Guinness - I saw his homework and he's copied all of my ideas! I'm gonna to tell on him."

by Neotropos October 9, 2023

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GuinnessDweeb

A rare and exalted individual who obsessively catalogs Guinness World Records while simultaneously exhibiting dweeb-like behavior, such as correcting people on obscure facts or bringing their own stopwatch to parties.

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By the authority of this definition, any individual invoking “guinnessdweeb” in a competitive game of Scramble (or its legally distinct cousin, Scrabble) shall be entitled to triple word score, provided they can spell it without hesitation and cite at least one world record involving a vegetable.

Certified in the Courts of Wordplay and sanctioned by the International League of Lexical Legitimacy.

Wow Jade was so drunk on Saint Patrick's Day. What a GuinnessDweeb

by TuckerWitz69 March 27, 2025

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