Groovelick

Groovelick - The spontaneous act of licking visible bum crack of passers by and strangers

As 3 builders bent over to survey their afternoons work, Dave had the un-natural urge to participate in a little groovelicking

Bob and Mary wanted to try something different but Bob was still surprised when Mary suggested groovelicking!

When applying for a dating site Rob thought better than to list groovelicking as one of his hobbies

by Lotty420 July 10, 2012

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Groom of the Stool

The servant that wipes the King’s ass after he takes a shit.

After the King contracted food poisoning, the Groom of the Stool had their work cut out for them.

by The Real Joulie November 15, 2022

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groomie

A groomie is someone who's been groomed by a Groomer.
usually happens in discord as most of this people have a lot of issues and personal problems seeking validation/attention from older people online.

Hey did you just saw her discord bio? I think she's a groomie, she had someone's discord tag in it.

by _____________________.--.- September 5, 2023

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Masculine Groove

A dance that teenage boys do when they don't quite feel like actually dancing, but want to avoid awkwardly standing around at a dance or party.

Mark: Duuuude, Isaac's perfected his masculine groove, man!
Liz: Amen.

by woodbury November 28, 2009

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vinny groove

When one is in a depressed, and/or anxious mood that can be coupled with being home sick or heart broken. Very similar to the funk that Vinny was in on Season 5 of the Jersey Shore.

Ralph: What's wrong dude?
Steve: Man, I texted the girl I like last night and she gave me the friend zone response....I've been in a vinny groove ever since.

by TheNation7 January 24, 2012

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