A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.
The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.
by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002
Get the hansel and gretel mug.An adjective. Meaning Dirty, old, stanky, raggedy, shitty, rotten, fermented, fucked up, scraped, torn or just plain old Ugly as hell. Ya dig?
by DirtyDaveInthePHX March 2, 2009
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The intenese german-ness and innocence (Jenna) of one individual that never has any idea what is going on around them at the moment or when their friends are talking about sexual intercourse or lack thereof.
Friend 1: Look, she has white stuff on her face! OMG, it's cum!
Friend 2: Come? Where did you come from? Oh, and I think you have ranch on your face.
Friend 1: Wow, you are SO Gretelese it's not even funny.
Friend 2: Hey, an acorn!
Friend 2: Come? Where did you come from? Oh, and I think you have ranch on your face.
Friend 1: Wow, you are SO Gretelese it's not even funny.
Friend 2: Hey, an acorn!
by BlondieOnTheLoose March 27, 2009
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by Gg21 😂 November 3, 2020
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Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!
by Darkclowd April 2, 2020
Get the Hansel and Gretel mug.A self-conceded biotch who doesn't care about anyone but herself. Never thinks of others and is too fake to have any friends. Extremely ugly to the point of being unbearable to look at.
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