An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.
I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!
by Soda Pop2 August 27, 2008
A Slim Shadey wanta be, who drinks buttwiper, is obssessed with "Keeping with the Joneses", and is "A Legend in his own Mind"!
by Fook Yu April 13, 2004
Your grandpa grudie is hotttt.
by scapooty June 29, 2019
the act of urinating in an elderly homeless person’s shoe and throwing it at said homeless person. Often committed by Long Islanders traveling out of state.
by Concerned Englishman March 24, 2023
One person that is crazy but u love him anyways. Someone that stands for something. Nice and kind. Wise and funny.
by Piperfoley7883 December 25, 2017
by I fuh yo bih December 01, 2018
When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.
by Spirit buffalo August 10, 2018