Gravity Invites

A gravity invite is when someone is so excited to invite someone to their party, shin-dig or box-social, that they invite everyone/anything within their vicinity. They may also invite anyone that is associated with that person.

Craig: Hey Greg! You should totally come to my party, its gonna be super-stylin! Hey Jenny you should come too and bring the guy in that yellow shirt..
Jenny: Thats Paul the rapist....
Craig: Greg do you know Paul?
Greg: He once butt fucked me without consent...
Craig: Awesome, he is invited
Paul: Cool... I will bring my butt fucking gear. Thank god for gravity invites

by Hsoj!!! August 24, 2009

Gravityts

Saggy breasts affected by gravity over the years

Man that bitch had nasty gravityts!!!

by Eduardo Guillen October 11, 2006

Gravity Mark

a hybrid of an exclamation point and a question mark.
it looks like like a question mark but the bottom part is squiggly instead of a line.

One:
Samer- hey preston, i got my wrestling pin with Luis

Preston- WITH OUT ME?!?!?!

Luis- uuhhmm yeah. nice use of a gravity mark btw

Two:
Preston- this is me skiing

(shows his fingers fly off the desk)
Preston- someone get the hubble

Samer- i bet i can go further cuz i have zero gravity

Preston- i dont know the definition of gravity, is it grammar?

Samer- yes it is, it is the combination of an exclamation point and a question mark :)

by WhyDoesTheMovieKeepFreezing? May 4, 2011

Gravity Speeder

Anyone whom is driving and cannot maintain a constant speed on the road. Their speed fluctuates with the rise and fall of the roadway annoying the shit out of everyone around them.

After passing and being passed five times on the interstate, there was no question that the asshole driving next to Dan was a gravity speeder.

by Gizzmo69 September 4, 2011

Gravity Surge

-- A phrase to explain one's klutziness in a non-offensive manner.

-- A method of distancing oneself from embarrassing actions such as dropping items, falling, spilling things, etc.

-- A way to divert the aggrieved party who has become soiled by your actions.

{At a bar}

Daphne: Thanks for spilling your wine all over me!
Jill: Sorry, hon. It was a gravity surge.

{Watching TV}

Bill: Yo, toss me the remote, bro.
(falls 5 feet short)
Fred: Sorry, dude. Gravity surge.

by HENDAJ December 13, 2012

Gravity Peel

The act of lifting or adjusting ones leg in an attempt to unnoticeably allow ones sweaty balls to peel from their leg.

Person 1: "Woah, that dude is totally doing the gravity peel."

Person 2: "Well, it is hot in here."

by Tdbehmster May 16, 2014

gravity's problem

A large humanoid. Usually displaying symptoms of over eating and a blatant disregard for the plight imposed on poor old gravity.

"We need to changes seats. Gravity's problem over there is breathing so heavily I can't hear the dialogue from the movie."

by Baseball Boy January 16, 2017