drown a gorilla

The noise from a loud bowel movement, akin to a drowning gorilla. Something you especially don't want to experience at the office

1: Man I can't wait for my next break
2: What's going on?serious bm?
1: I have to drown a gorilla big time. I just hope you can't hear it at your desk

by purpleyamjam November 24, 2009

Gorilla Grunt

The noise a man makes while peaking in sexual pleasure. Most notable heard when the man is sleeping with a woman that is looks challenged.

All night I heard Jimmy gorilla grunting with the girl he brought home that was a tall as she was wide.

by the magician squared August 3, 2011

gorilla glue

strong weed high in thc//the opposite of a reggie

"damn i need me some gorilla glue but my gas say he only got reggie "

by rel.da.gas April 20, 2018

gorilla mask

The end result of shaving one's pubes and gluing them to someones entire face as prank or punishment.

Jeff's dumb-ass got drunk and passed out again, so we gorilla masked him.

by NickDaBrick March 28, 2013

Gorilla Handshake

When two men reach for something under a table with their feet and unwittingly clasp toes together like they are holding hands.

Bill dropped his pencil under the table. Dale thought he would help him grab it. As they both eagerly grasped with their toes, they ended up in an awkward gorilla handshake. Neither of them spoke of the incident again.

by Moore Johnson July 25, 2011

Gorilla Tag

A game of where every middle schooler and kids below 12 meet up. if you have long arms, prepare to get mass reported because you don't have the physical body of a 11 year old child.

I play GORILLA TAG. I'm a 12 year old kid who didn't hit his growth spurt!

by CrazyMortix April 27, 2022

gorilla math

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.

(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."

by RobbyPants August 15, 2007