Cube Gopher

Any annoying co-worker who invades your work cubicle at any time uninvited even if your working there or not.

Wendy was the office ‘s cube gopher entering co-workers cubicles to rummage thru their personal effects after everyone else left.

by GreenHillGuy April 3, 2020

gopher shit

Gopher Shit is used to describe a nasty little man, or woman. They tend to be brownish, and small. Just like Gopher Shit. A person who is described as a piece of "Gopher Shit" is usually untrustworthy, dark, weak, and senile. The piece of Gopher Shit is also false, and filthy, The piece of Gopher Shit is also untrustworthy and undependable, it should be discarded.

Mark looks is a piece of Gopher Shit

Jose is so nasty, he's nastier than Gopher Shit

Juan looks like Gopher Shit

Juanita is so dark, darker than gopher shit

by Bugatti July 13, 2014

Gopher Tugging

The act of pulling on one’s penis to break The Suspensory Ligament and permanently increasing the length of the penis.

Girl 1: “where did Owen go?”
Girl 2: “I think he went gopher tugging for us.”

by MoCeramic October 12, 2023

gopher trap

a mouth, destined for temporary testicle storage.

Imma go tea bag this gopher trap I knew from school.

by Tony McMuph June 21, 2008

swedish gopher

a turd coming out that gets stuck because it is frozen. Often occuring when it is cold.

Ryan was crying because he had a swedish gopher and couldn't finish crapping.

by Sweet Jay February 27, 2009

Colon gopher

A turd that is poking its head out of ur ass.

I have to drop this colon gopher before I shit my pants. "I have skid marks in my under Roos from that colon gopher poking his head out"

by Wildginerminer May 30, 2015

Nameless Gopher

A tennis playing Gopher who plays guitar in his free time. Unfortunately, he's nameless because some Stupid Jaguar couldn't find a better adjective. His arch nemesis is the one and only Señor Piérre Lé Cœúr. Nameless Gopher and Slick Chicken are the only two opposing forces to Señor Lé Cœúr and the only way to fight is a Legend of Koizumi style tennis match. Also as a side note, Nameless Gopher speaks 4 languages and can curse in atleast 4 more.

If we wait around the tennis courts long enough while playing guitar with Slick Chicken we're sure to find Nameless Gopher soon.

by Señor Piérre Lé Cœúr November 24, 2011