The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.
Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism
by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 30, 2025
A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.
Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
by ppbob February 28, 2025
by poopgooningurmom69420 November 25, 2024
A new layer of hell disguised as a group chat comprised of fat jokes, gay jokes and plenty of nazi jokes.
Notable members: Wizard, Moon, Mage, Skittle and Frank.
Abbreviation: AGG
Notable members: Wizard, Moon, Mage, Skittle and Frank.
Abbreviation: AGG
Fellow #1: "Have you seen the Autism Gooner Gang leaks!?"
Fellow #2: "Of course! it seems like an entire layer of hell!"
Fellow #2: "Of course! it seems like an entire layer of hell!"
by BadMage May 08, 2024
A Gnaw Gooner is an individual who has gained hand calluses and really enjoys scratching or gnawing them off or just picking at them. It is a stimulating activity known to be popular by gym goers/ autistic people.
"My autistic teacher remembers back in the day when he was a Gnaw gooner. He doesn't partake in that life anymore."
by spiritualbxtch January 31, 2025
An older Yu-Gi-Oh player, so overwhelmed by the idea of chain link 2, that they make a deck whose entire purpose is to summon one Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon and pass. Anyone who wins after this immaculate setup is a "Meta-Slave".
I was trying to get some practice in tonight but I kept running into Yugi-gooners calling pure Kaiju meta.
by Balthazar1124 January 12, 2025