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Gooner Bait 

Gooner Bait is a piece of media ( typically a video game or anime) which contains copious amounts sexual imagry, despite not being explicitly pornographic. Features commonly include scantily clad "women" of "indeterminate" age , extreme jiggle physics, and ads which leave nothing to the imagination as to the primary audience.
Did you hear about Stellar Blade? It looks like its some serious gooner bait.
Gooner Bait by Pleasant_Plant September 9, 2024
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Gooner Pain

When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.
Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!
Gooner Pain by Valmerito September 11, 2024

Gooner Game 

A game that oversexualizes their characters and their fanbase generally consists of gooners.
"Hey have you seen the new game Zenless Zone Zero?"
"Nah man thats a gooner game i aint playing that gay shit"
Gooner Game by Ashton<3 January 5, 2025

gooner-fried 

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak
"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly
gooner-fried by Evilasscrackkka January 24, 2025

Gooner Supreme 

This prestigious title is awarded to the most dedicated and knowledgeable Gooners who have demonstrated an exceptional level of expertise, loyalty, and passion for the Goon. It is a distinction reserved for those who have earned the highest recognition within the community by becoming the Gooner Supreme.
Example: After 10 years of straight Goon, Nick Adatia was recognized and named the Gooner Supreme.

Gooner Boomer 

Noun/Adjective

Refers to people, technically from Gen-X & older (born 1980 or before) but mainly boomers (born 1946-1964). who display the behaviors typically associated with a "gooner" or a sex/porn addict. Their subconscious thoughts on some women are still focused primarily on sex, as if they were no more than a toy for their eyes. This also applies to gay men & straight or gay women, although it's several times rarer than for a heterosexual man. This is primarily due to traditional roles & their upbringings.

These older people also typically tend to get away with being a goon blatantly & often target younger adults (18-25) as their "material". These are only common traits though, and not required to label someone as a Gooner Boomer

SIDENOTE:
Silver Foxes technically count since they're paying young women for sex, but they're connotatively different. a Gooner Boomer is more specific to the ones who are: significantly older than a standard Silver Fox, can't get any play & behave more like incels.
Those old heads at The Oscars do not care at all about womens talent; They only care about if she's hot. They're all Gooner Boomers!
Gooner Boomer by Sweezo1 March 4, 2025

Gooner Slave

A pornography addicted without a goal in life that drowns that feeling my masturbating all day to online women who thinks people like them are disgusting.
"For mommy natalieexking I would do anything! I'm her gooner slave!"
Gooner Slave by super_nigger March 14, 2025