Goomba

Goomba: N/Adj. - A Goomba is not just a member of a marching band, but a life style. Goomba can be used to describe not only a person but things such as clothing items and attitude. According to recent studies held by Zeta Iota Tau, 88% percent of the "Goin Band from Raiderland" consists of Goombas led by the other 12% (8% ZIT, 4% "Normal People"). Goombas are usually abnormally happy and or excited about everything that causes discomfort among the other 12% of the Goin Band from Raiderland. Be it rehearsing in the rain, freezing cold or haboobs, Goombas seem to mistake terrible situations for a time to party. Goombas (also known as "Band-o's" in other regions) are generally disliked by the normal population due to interrupting calm days on campus by running around with nerf guns shooting each other. In closing remarks, Goombas are unavoidable and seem to multiply day by day, and there is nothing we can do to get away from them. So in the end, no matter how much we wish it was different, we must coexist with them. Pokeaholeinya.

Goombas are so populous and useless. They are basically the mosquitos of the band, they are super annoying and suck for a living.
Example: Trey Love

by Cornhole88 November 10, 2011

gookmart

Your neighborhood corner store taken over by slanty eyes who work their kids overtime and don't speak english.

"Hey were out of smokes and beers, let's go to the gookmart and get some sheat."

by Littleolygirl September 30, 2007

goomer

Both a gamer and a coomer. One who cooms after gaming

Yea, I'm a gamer and I coom, so what? Don't "ok goomer" me.

by Selym Wow September 27, 2020

Goomed

1. The process by which a person completely lies to your face.

Leroy: So I was talking to him and he just completely goomed me!
Aisling: No way! I hate that guy.

by FeatheryRhyme38 November 15, 2018

Gohman

Someone who goes tanning, and works at Express also could be called a Parisella.

That Gohman is going to get cancer one day from all those tanning rays!

by Captiano Americano May 21, 2006

Louie Gohmert

Stupid congressman from Texas who threw a temper tantrum at a hearing by banging on his desk because he couldn’t handle someone telling facts. He also tested positive for CoViD-19 and blamed it on the mask he was wearing.

Louie Gohmert still wins elections despite being a boomer and a child. Hmmm... He’s just like our president!

by UrbanDefinitionMaker July 29, 2020

goomba

1. One of the classic, easiest Mario enemies that is defeated once there is a jump applied to the head or a fireball shot at it. Sometimes, however, in Paper Mario, there is spiked Goombas that you cannot jump upon. In the classic games, they will not come after you but can still hurt.

2. A close buddy or friend who enjoys socializing with you.

1. That dang Goomba was what caused me to get Game Over.

2. Teacher yelling at kids: Listen, I know you all love to chat with your goombas over there, but what you should be doing is working on your vocabulary.

by The Eavsdropper February 1, 2008