(v.) To slack off by wasting
time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through
alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the
time through the most unproductive means possible.
I completely goofed off in
college, devoting my life to slime
volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.
I totally goofed off. It's three in the
morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.
To goof off is to live life to the fullest.