Goob

A person who is fun to be around but is an actually dumbass but give off the best vibes ever.

Julie- Yo i was hanging out with josh last night he’s the best but sooo dumb
Olivia: he’s such a goob

by 🧩 May 28, 2020

Goob

The most alpha of all the boys. Fueled by Bacardi and Jell-O shots, Goob elevates his physical and mental state and becomes “Alpha Goob”

Did you guys see Alpha Goob last night? He went sicko mode.

by Alpha Goob July 9, 2020

Goobs

A term of endearment for addressing a friend, loved one or partner that is a 'goob' or has a 'goobie' personality. A goobs is typically someone who is sweet, kind and extremely goofy in a lovable way.

Hey goobs, how long will you be staying at work, can't wait to see you!

by peanut street bird August 19, 2020

Goob

Somebody who majorly sucks and swallows, like for real, dude.

A: Hey dude, I just kicked a baby
B: You're a goob, dude. Stop.

by goonguy October 29, 2020

Uber-goob

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit

"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."

by MiaNotell November 5, 2020

Goob×Mary-Anne

Goob×Mary-Anne: They are a couple from a *tv show and share loving affection towards each other. They are total opposites, but have something special about each other that knocks them off their feet! He is the bassist in a band, and she is a cheerleader, they both happen to be second in command, in their cliques. Goob's affections for Mary-Anne is STRONG. He cares for her, and people know it, when Mary-Anne's in the picture, he doesn't seem like himself at all, he is usually a very depressing man due from his actions and sense of clothing, who smiles here and there, get him mad, and you'd be dead, since he is very strong, when it comes to fighting, Mary-Anne on the other hand, is a care-free cheerleader who is positive... In a negative way! She is a nice girl don't get me wrong... But could kick ass and get pretty pissed if you say the wrong thing, she is innocent and grew up with a devastating childhood, but when she met Goob, he promised "he'd take care of her and protect her" they both are VERY good looking! She has a latino-american look, with piercing silver eyes, that could take you away, while Goob has a turtealish color that you can stare ate forever, especially when he doesn't wear his hoodie, which hides his dark black shaggy hair, these two support each other in any possible situation, they defend each other whenever they can (theme songs:

Sk8ter girl: Avril Lavigne
Pussy Cat Dolls: Elevator
In My Head: Jason Derulo
Green Day: Barbie Doll
Etc...

Goob×Mary-Anne is a couple

by Hatsymdrome1 September 24, 2017

Goob×Mary-Anne

Goob and Mary-Anne are a couple from a *tv show, they both are in a completely different clique, he's a rockstar, she's a cheerleader; they both are 2nd in command. Goob would protect and make sure Mary-Anne is happy no matter what it takes, Mary-Anne would defend and help Goob in the time of need. They both are very close, in an undercover sorta way, (secretly date) but sooner or later everybody figures it out, Mary-Anne is latino-american, with silver piercing eyes with long brunette hair, Goob has a fair skin tone, with turteal eyes, but in the dark looks dark blue... Under his hoodie and tuke, hides his blackish/redish shaggy hair. He is negative and tempermental, while she is calm, and cheerfull. They are both very strong, and could beat up anybody! Talk about strong

Goob×Mary-Anne are a couple

by Hatsymdrome1 September 26, 2017