Gouche

An indescribably awkward human being. Usually uncomfortable at glance and often produces the squinch face of the observer during conversation. The root of the word is derived from a combination of goone and douche.

Jeesie joe of all that is holy you should see this gouche that just started at my work!

by S. T. S. November 4, 2008

Goocher

As opposed to the typical wedgie which gets lodged in your asshole, this specific wedgie will get lodged in your gooch area causing much discomfort and confusion.

I went to pick the wedgie out of my ass, but after many failed attempts at freeing the underwear from my rectal area, I had realized I had a goocher

by Voigts April 22, 2008

Gouche

A gay man who is arrogant that acts like a douche bag.

Chad can be such a gouche to his boyfriend

by avatarxl July 23, 2011

Gouched

(adj.) When a human is being lifted by another human being by means of their arm. Their arm is placed between the legs and procected in an upwards direction. The victim is usually resting his 'gouch' on the arm hence the term 'Gouched'. For more understanding see gouch.

Pronounced 'Goo - ch - t'

Boy 1: Did you see me on the field today?
Boy 2: No, why?
Boy 1: aha I gouched simon a treat!
Boy 2: ahahaa

by Alexander Robert Goode February 18, 2009

gonche

To beg, take or slyly consume food items from a friend. Also, freeloading.

Yo, Jed, lemme gonche on that chowder. Plus, your bread bowl looks good.

by bshea December 12, 2006

gotched

(verb or adjective)- the act of skeeting on a woman's face, thus claiming her as your own. Literally refers to the act of skeeting, but can be used in claiming a Woman.

She totally got gotched! That ho is gotched mofucker.

by Jesus Deeran July 26, 2008

goucheberry

(n. from, "goon", "douche" and "berry" a triple portmanteau word)
1. An extremely embarassing and pathetic individual. (see twatburgler )

Did you hear Kyle going on and on about his muscles?
-Fucking goucheberry!

by Michelangelo9999 January 2, 2009