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The Gizmo

The act of caressing one's own taint for sexual stimulation.

- The taint is the area between the scrotum and anus.
After a half hour of giving himself The Gizmo, Dino-Dan is absolutely smitten and ready.
by Jay Fag September 11, 2009
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gutmonkey

Gutmonkey: that deep-seated desire/obsession/passion/addiction that, gut-level, inspires you to act.

From "gut" and "monkey on your back." Not a derogatory term, but rather one that invokes the passion of an addiction and the gut-level inspiration that moves people to action.

The word CafePress made up to describe the passion/obsession/desire that leads its users to create or buy specific merchandise that relates to their own gutmonkey.
Sam's more than just a foodie; trying new restaurants is a serious gutmonkey for her.
by buzzcowboy April 8, 2008
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THEA GILMORE

Quite simply the best singer/songwriter in the world.

If you don't believe me, check out Avalanche
Cor, that Thea Gilmore lass don't half rock man
by Joey February 15, 2005
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gizmodo

tech website with reviews and things that are important to the people that read it
"I'm glad I saw gizmodo before i bought that HD-DVD player"
by nicknicknicknick7 February 28, 2008
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Gatmobile

A car specifically used for crimes.
(dark windows, stolen tags, etc.)
"My baby momma be needin' diaper money, so I gots to fire up the Gatmobile."
by Tha Shiz March 21, 2004
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gizmotchy

A random thing, a do-dad, or thingy\thinger
when assembling a complicated device, you might say," where does this gizmotchy go"
by Bort900 January 19, 2007
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gizmogasm

an orgasm of sorts, experienced after being introduced to several awesome gadgets, but most especially at the moment of realization that several awesome gadgets can work together. depending on the level of awesomeness of said gadgets, the gizmogasm can be of epic proportions.
When Jen discovered that you can connect your iPad and/or iPhone to your huge flat screen tv with a $40 connector, she had her first Apple-specific gizmogasm. Steve Jobs was up on cloud 9, grinning ear to ear.
by Coleenmck September 27, 2012
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