Youtube Guru

that procrastinator from school or at work that happens to know every interesting video on youtube.

Hey man check out this video I found on youtube. Mark your such a youtube guru!

by hardhitr3 November 11, 2009

Jai Guru DevA Om

From the Famous Beatles song 'Accross the Universe'

Translation from Sandscript:

Jai translates to praise or honor.
Guru translates to teacher.
Deva translates to Godess.

Deva in 'Across the Universe' ends in A in this song. Actual translation is femine. (i.e. Goddess)
Goddess is the Divine Mother of the Universe (hence Across the Universe)

Om of course is the sound of the universe resonating all around us.

Jai Guru DevA Om
Nothing's gonna change my world.

kelly: are you a feminist now or do you still have a religion?
marcy: i'm a practicing jai guru deva om

by marcY\rock February 17, 2010

guru

swaggy person

guru please speak to me yeehaw i’m bored lol jk send help

by thikki nikki eggy croissant 🥚🥐 June 8, 2019

guru

A spiritual healer.
One who helps others in need with out reward because he is above that.

Gure Nanak Dev Ji

by Sensible December 10, 2003

gudja guru

When something is totally excellent!

That was gudja motherfucking guru!

by Dirt Dogg March 15, 2005

Halo Guru

When you play beyond the game and you read the books, the back stories and deep passages from the games of the Halo Universe

-"Yo I didn't know that in the Portals on the Ark, they explained that if someone were to fire all the Halos from here, more than 2 dozen Worlds of intelligent life across the galaxy would be destroyed."
-"Who told you that?"
-"Alex. He is quite the Halo Guru"

by Daniel_C August 12, 2008

guruship

The period during which a person serves as a guru, one who leads the creation from unreality to reality, from the darkness of ignorance to the light of knowledge.

Chad Cashin taught all of OS about reserve buys; he rocked his guruship.

by reservebuy October 10, 2010