get your shit off

To achieve something or have a good performance.

I saw you get your shit off on the football field. Ran for a 100 yards.

I'm on a roll right now, gettin' all my shit off.

Guy #1 Nigga I heard you fucked Keisha.
Guy #2 Yeah I got my shit off last night.

by Spray Tan September 8, 2015

get your goat

to make a horrible joke

Todd tried to get your goat, but failed miserably.

by Chuck Hoopes April 29, 2008

get your bars up

Your rap needs work, improve immediately.

son, if you gonna freestyle your battle verse get your bars up first before you come up here with that wack ass bullshit.

by Ronny War April 5, 2010

get your stick wet

Male sexual gratification with a female.

Uncle: So...Dave. What have you been doing these days? Been out there trying to get your stick wet?

by stonerboner October 14, 2007

get your balls up

To overcome your fear, to act despite your fright and show some confidence by being a man.

When you are scared to walk over to that pretty girl your friend tells you to get your balls up.

by natralman December 14, 2008

get your smile on

To break out into an uncontrolable smile after eating a bag of really food chips

Photograoher: Say Cheese Timmy!
Timmy: frowns
parents: open a bag of Lays Cheddar and sour cream potato chips
Timmy: CHEESE! *grins*

Lays, git your smile Oooon!

by rggagag May 13, 2005

Getting your jerry popped

Being touched inappropriately by an old man. This especially applies if you are a young boy being touched by a weird uncle. Jerry Sandusky reference.

JJ says getting your jerry popped by old man willie is not a good idea. I disagree.

by APantzMember November 24, 2011