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Floor General

an individual with the powers to make great decisions with the basketball in his hand. This person is usually a point guard, and they make what appear to be obscene hand gestures while dribbling which secretly command his other players to do what he wants. The floor general tends to make the rest of the team his bitches
Wagz says - "Look at the way Connor is taking in that ball."
Cam says - "He must think he's the floor general or something "
by datBIGdawg317 May 2, 2010
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Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.
"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile
by Dan February 1, 2005
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general horn

Contrary to popular belief, having the 'general horn'does not nessecarily mean you're horny. (It could). It means you're a playa and are attracted to several people.
"She likes Tommy, Tony and Josh! She totally has the general horn."
by Mae Stripeland May 6, 2004
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General Motors

Because somebody has to make rental cars
If i wanted a car from general motors i would rent one
by Tyler J Williams January 4, 2007
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General Bad Chat

1. A male who offers little welcome input into otherwise interesting conversations.

2. A male who interrupts a person's conversation, and whose interruption, although to him appearing useful, is not regarded as such by his peers.
Person 1: You know there's this guy i heard about...(continues for many long minutes)...hand side of the road!

Person 2: Thank you general bad chat.
by Lord Liger March 23, 2005
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genital general

Any one person who has sex with exactly five people in one night on five different occasions. so named because a general in the millitary has to earn five stars to become a general.
after escorting the 5th young gentleman of the night up to one of the empty bedrooms, lauren earned the rank of genital general.
by bsffreak May 28, 2008
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Pussmaster General

Noun. The master of all puss. So highly esteemed that he was appointed to this Cabinet-level position by the President of the United States.
"Damn! That guy is the Pussmaster General. I'd let him lick my envelope any day." - Female Admirer
by TrapsAndDelts April 23, 2011
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