Gerlando

A type of rod used in traditionally Cristian household as punishment.

After my father recited "spare the rod spoil the child" my bottom had a red mark in the shape of a gerlando.

by Racker September 24, 2016

Making Gelato

A discrete term for having sex. Used when covering up what you really did last weekend.

Mike and Julie were totally "Making Gelato" last night, that's why they missed your party.

Mike was in Julie's room until 4 O'clock this morning, they were probably "Making Gelato"!

by Xavier Fruitamonkey June 29, 2007

Geil

Geil translated into english means randy or horney, Germans use it as slang for cool or good.

Which is a problem for the Irish, common mistakes when speaking German are: Guten Tag, ich bin Ira und ich sprache Geilisch, denn ich komme aus Iraland. (Correct words are Ire not Ira, Gielisch not Geilisch and Irland not Iraland)

Translation of that is: Good day, i am crazy and i speak sexy talk, because i come from Crazy land

Steffi! Wann du die Pulli tragt, Bist du geil!!! (Steffi! Whenn you wear that jumper, you are randy/horney/cool/good!!!)

Guten Tag Paddy, wie ist dein Kopf... Ira mann??... warum sprachst du Geilisch nicht?... Ich habe gedacht, du bist Ira!

by Hardstuff May 29, 2004

geil

When you call something "geil", it means you like ist very much.

Can also be used, when you find someone sexual attractive.

"Mann, ist das geil!" - "Oh man, thats geil (amazing)"!

"Ich finde dich geil!" - "You're very attractive"

by doctor syntax March 1, 2016

gelatinous waste of space

a person, place, or thing (noun....) that means that the object is a waste of space with a gelatinous structure/ texture.(aka...there fat.)

Youre not even worth my time you gelatinous waste of space!( Jimmy Neutron )

by Sewna June 22, 2006

Gelatinous Masturbation

When a fat man inserts his penis into a folded group of his own belly-fat, usually to achieve orgasm.

A.K.A. Gel-Mas

He's so sweaty and tired because he just performed some gelatinous masturbation.

by JohnnyExitWound July 31, 2011

Gelatinous blob

1: A big thing of a jelly-like substance.
2: A really fat person or thing.

1: Silly putty
2: "Hey Greg, look at that gelatinous blob! He's really fat!"

by SuzanneOwnsYourLife November 7, 2006