Geert

Some autistic guy who bullies teachers and eats bath salts. He has a huge forehead and tries to attack people with it.

Allen: Oh crap, it's Geert!

Adrien: Run, he's going to screw us!

by PullUpBoy December 4, 2019

Geese

Geese caused climate change and need to die because they are evil devil-serving fucks. They also have teeth on their tongue.

Geese are disgusting and make me want to grab their noodle necks and thrash them around like a ceiling fan until their body falls off. Plz help me kill all geese.

by Bunny Bitch idk May 10, 2021

angry geese

The art of inserting one's hand into a female's vagina in the shape of a geese head, then while inside the women, opening your hands while making angry honking noises.

OMGZ, he angry geesed me! It was amazing! I may have to marry this one! :D :D :D

by the farmers friend May 10, 2010

geet

a word that people up north use to describe something. It doesnt necesserily have a meaning and can not be translated to something else.

1. shes geet fat
2. Hes geet canny
3. i have a geet list of things to do
4. Hes a geet freak

by princess h September 14, 2005

geesed

Used by urban youth to perpetuate the shame of a peer who has just been made fun of. I observe it often in my classroom in Oakland, CA.

Damn dogg, he geesed on you! or
OHHHH! You got geesed!

by Mr. Kersh-Oliva November 5, 2004

geesed

In the prehistoric ghoulash of human stew, the god of geesage, "geesed-ton", was sitting beneath a tree when it was suddenly struck with lightning. Geesed-ton went unconscience for quite some time, however when he awakened he found himself enlightened, and instantly realized how one could geese on another. He taught the artform of the geesage to his young apprentice, Dickson Tse, and told the young man to never use the artform against another, for he knew of its true power. One day while Dickson Tse was on his way to Chinatown to retreive some cocktail-buns, he coincidentally crossed paths with Liye Zhang, the god of anti-geesage. In Dickson's conscience he knew that he shouldn't use the power of the geese, but he knew that in this situation his master would do the same. Dickson waged his geesage upon Liye, however Liye was quick to return a quick move of anti-geesage, and from that point on, the war of geesage vs. anti-geesage was engaged. To this day, the only known power to prevail over the art of geesage is the art of wombat copter.

"Oooo Nick Chun got geesed on when his grandmother queefed in his face!"
"Ahhh ferr-gaht to dooo mah dey-teyen-tion too-daaaaaaaaah...geesed!"
"You totaled your truck on the freeway, really tho? Damn you got geesed on."
"No offense, but Nagasaki got majorly geesed on by a nuke in WWII..."

by Geeser March 20, 2005

Gees a gobble

Scottish translation:

--Gees = Give
--a = Us
--gobble = Gobble

In essence, give me a gobble in the sense gobble my cock.

Hey there girl, fancy gees a gobble?

by Saha.A October 13, 2008