Gaylord Mongington

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.

1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.

by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011

Gayzor

Defines a person who likes the oposite sex or other times just appear to be gay.

Could also mean someone who is by nature just "gay" and acts within the boundaries of the defenition of "gay".

Persons who fail in thier dutys, or mock a person, can also be called "Gayzor"

"Bobby fails att healing, he is therefore gayzor"

"Carlssor cryes about not getting healers loot, he is therefore gayzor"

"Robert mocks Ricky, Ricky responds that Robert is gaaaayzooor"

by Igelqott December 11, 2009

Gaycore

Gaycore is a new trend originating in Portland, OR, consisting of dance moves one might think a gay man might dance if he were in a hardcore pit. Those moves have circulated, thanks to an Internet Video on youtube known simply as Gaycore posted by burritoboy12, and features such moves as the drain pipe, the alaskan pipeline, double fisted fury, self service, the jerk stomp, and many more.

Miguel: "Dude, Craig was killin it out in the pit tonight"
Alex: "Yeah man, he totally knocked out that 12 year old with his jerk stomp"
Miguel: "His windwill-to-ass was freakin beautiful. I think i came"
Alex: "hahaha. oh shit. I love gaycore."

by hellavela December 17, 2008

gayporntechnopop

a type of electronic dance music created in the late 2000s utilizing gay porn, sexual innuendo, and hooks.

Well, I'm not a big fan of Lady Gaga but some gayporntechnopop is good.

by Captain Queerbones August 2, 2009

Gaylo Wars

A top down statergy video game in which the player controls geneticly modified homosexuals in green suits that ride around on warthogs.

"Dude, have you completed Gaylo Wars yet?"
"Yea."

by My Zebaddy March 23, 2010

gayzorbeam

A beam of light used to keep male homosexuals away. Some say the gayzorbeam is really 50,000 vaginas going at the speed of amazing.

"Gayzorbeam! PEW PEW PEW!" -Jake G.

by Jaaaaaaaaake October 7, 2008

gaylo jumper

This term is used by someone who thinks halo is gay. Halo players like to jump randomly in battle to avoid enemies shooting at them. This however does not work in modern warfare 2, due to the fast game play. Halo players often try and use this tactic in mw2 unsuccessfully , but just look stupid doing it. We call them gaylo jumpers

Stop trying to be a gaylo jumper, this isnt halo, you are going to die kid, you just look stupid doing it lol.

by SmUrF727 June 29, 2010