by SM132 September 23, 2023
Get the Gaping Chadmug. by peterdyck December 25, 2021
Get the Dirty gapedmug. When a person gapes another person's asshole and defecates into the gaped asshole while sitting on top of the person using the person as a stool.
by ManWithNoSoul April 13, 2017
Get the Gape Stoolmug. Someone who pretends to protect secrets while secretly giving the information to everyone, and in that sense, standing blocking a gaping doorway that can easily be seen through or entered.
Bro, she's a gape keeper. You know she told everyone that I got AIDS, Gonorrhea and crabs from Mellisa's hairy asshole. And she won't even admit it was her!!!
by Peeeny October 14, 2019
Get the gape keepermug. Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.
I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?
by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021
Get the gaping vortexmug. Taking the gape pill is the source of ultimate enlightenment. Those who are "Gape Pilled" are those who have transcended the multimedia, drug-oriented, quadrasonic mind control network and have separated themselves forever from the retarded masses who will surely suffer for their lack of knowledge.
You: So, what do you think of the vaccine?
Gape Pilled Person: Vaccines are designed to make people weaker and to kill off weak old people and weak babies with plausible deniability from the drug companies who have no liability. Altruism and patriotism are used to control the weak and all of the elite are predators that want you to be sick and low IQ. Everything you see on the internet is propaganda and is designed to misdirect you. Break free and become gape pilled.
Gape Pilled Person: Vaccines are designed to make people weaker and to kill off weak old people and weak babies with plausible deniability from the drug companies who have no liability. Altruism and patriotism are used to control the weak and all of the elite are predators that want you to be sick and low IQ. Everything you see on the internet is propaganda and is designed to misdirect you. Break free and become gape pilled.
by PixelGadget May 27, 2021
Get the Gape Pilledmug. Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.
While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.
by Haskell rascal July 24, 2011
Get the Gaping Weinermug.