guido 

The hottest things ever to be on this earth!!! Slamming bodys and nice tans. How can anyone not like them they are so hot!!! All those guido haters are just jealous. Only italians can be guidos.

Look at how hot that guido is!!!

guido by Alyssa smith December 29, 2006

Guido 

The pool boy

Ohhhhhh Guido...would you please remove your shirt and bring me another beer? Make it snappy darling! Meowwww!

Guido by Mamacoug! August 30, 2010

Guido 

Queers who give us real Italians a bad name. They spend an hour on their blowouts, get fake tans, and don't even speak a word of the Italian language.

"Look at that dark haired queer over there with his gay ass clothes and hair."
"What a Guido."

Guido by Baddy boy November 10, 2011

Guido 

The best fuckin people. Description of a Guido...

1. We Italian or Sicilian. (the tan ones, not the white ones)
2. Clothes are a mix of gangsta & prep.
3. We friends with all the gangstaz & preps.
4. We have a taper hair-cut with heavy gel.
5. We stay fresh, build body, shaved body.
6. Always chillin at clubs, the mall, or anywhere public.
7. Reside mostly in Brooklyn, Queens, Newark, and around there.
8. Most importantly, we got mad bitchez on our dicks.

Why do white people always hate on Guidos? I know why, becuz they jelous motha fuckaz who cant get pussy.

Guido by GenzoNYC April 14, 2006

guido 

Guidos are the COOLEST people you will meet. i am a full guido and italian and loving it. all those bullshitters dont know what the fuck they are talking about, they are jealous. be a guido, girls love guidos. we guidos are the toughest motha fuckas around and dont take shit. we ARE THEE BEST!

I am a GUIDO and LOVING it

guido by Brian Guido March 30, 2008

Guido 

A guy that tries to get with a gal by listening to her complain about her man and then saying, "Oh I would never do that."

"I have nothing to do over thanxgiving because my boyfriend went to Valdez to go ice climbing."

"Oh if you were my woman I would love to spend thnx-giving with you."

"Ick your a Guido"

Guido by Guidoette January 21, 2010

Guido 

in a nutshell, a guido is a male italian-esque american.they have been HEAVILY popularized by jersey shore.(females are guidettes). they love the concept of GTL. they are very conceded, and try to find the absolute most hard hair spiker for theyre hair, and use WAY too much of it(these products are for 8 inch mohawks, yet they think they work well for 1 inch spikes or fauxhawk. they have black hair.) why am i talking about theyre hair? becuase its a BIG part of guido culture.(just check youtube, they have totorials from the show on how to do a blowout). they are orange skin idiots who are really conceded.

guido

Guido by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2011