Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

cranky grandma

A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.

That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.

by goochy January 19, 2006

Grandmaster

A chess player of the highest caliber and greatest skill. Only the strongest of professional chess players, typically having a FIDE rating of 2600 and above. A vary prestigious and rare occurrence, only 400 or so living in the world. The United States Champion would be a Grandmaster.

The state champion at age 13, Daniel was touted as a possible future Grandmaster.

He beat everyone in the city with ease, but was demolished when he finally played a real Grandmaster.

by Schweinsberg July 26, 2004

Angry Grandma

A YouTube channel created by Jake and Granny. Jake is the grandson. They play pranks on each other. It is very funny.

Bro, did you see that YouTube channel Angry Grandma?

by Summer coldness June 23, 2019

You're in My World Now, Grandma

Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a nursing home orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively tells Happy’s grandmother that he "runs the show" at the nursing home.

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

Friend 1: You are beating me in one-on-one basketball by a score of 20-0!
Friend 2: You're in my world now, grandma.

by nws December 23, 2008

Grandma Arms

A condition affecting women where there is so much atrophied loose skin in the triceps area that it hangs down to partially cover their elbow. Also known as GMA's. Often seen on both pre and post {lap band} surgery patients.

"When I laid her on her back and she grabbed the headboard, her sleeves rolled up and exposed her grandma arms. It looked like she was wearing flesh colored {waterwings}."

by kid spranks February 13, 2009

Grandma Candy

a noun used in substitution of a name to inform others that this person is clutch/consistent. Just like the sweets at your grandmother's house, this person is always there, especially when you need them.

Chad: "Dude, I'm not playing beer pong tonight, I'm in a slump."

Marshall: "Just team-up with Pat, he's grandma candy, he doesn't miss."

by TheCripple March 19, 2009