glooba

a word to describe the shittness of life. When everything in the world seems to be going againest you then you are in deep glooba.

idiotic boyfriend: 'holy shit dude my girl just caught me gettin a blow job of her sister!"

friend of idiotic boyfriend: 'man your in deep glooba!'

by PlipandPlop July 25, 2006

gloop

n. 1. a sort of mix between a liquid and a substance; thick, but liquidy. 2. a grotesque substance, commonly bright green, found in hot lunches, that is practically inedible. 3. Dreaded and hated, feared but is nescessary in some point in one's life to face, has something to do with food. 4. disgusting and weird. 5. Green.
v. to throw something green and smelly at someone, usually by means of a spoon and in a cafeteria.
Pronounciation: gul-ewp
Forms: Gloop, glooping, glooped

"Ha ha ha!" said the dumbass. "Man, yo got glooped!"

by Dujaton March 16, 2004

Gloomy Sunday

The greatest song ever written, popularized by Billie Holiday. Nicknamed "the Hungarian suicide song".

The Associates did a fantastic version of "Gloomy Sunday".

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

gloose

a monstrous white elephant that appears in your room when you are delirous from a high fever, or too much to drink.

AAArrrgh! There’s a gloose in my room!!

by bread infection December 4, 2009

gloopy

the russian word for stupid. can be used in english whynot? usually refers to a moment of specific stupidity in a usually intelligent person

'what is this? is it a cake?' asked Andrew
'its a landmine' said Josie
'oops, I'm gloopy.' replied Andrew.

by Cowboy Jim November 30, 2006

gloob

gloob is a universal word meaning gloob it is an article,noun,proun and the rest of the 9 parts of speech. it is also a sentence itself. it is often spelled glube but always pronounced "glu-buh"

gloob! glube! galube! galubuh!

by gloob October 27, 2007

Gloosh

1. a splashing of viscuous material at high speed.
2. to vomit.
3. a particularly powerful ejaculation.

1. When I threw the jell-o, it gloshed on the wall
2. I gloshed in the parking lot at MacDonalds.
3. When I jacked off, I glooshed so hard it hit the ceiling!

by BinaryBitch0100 May 13, 2005