Giovanni Ponte

The coolest guy there is no doubt about it. Giovanni is a humble sweet guy who is an amazing friend as he would never slam a music stand in your face because he’s too nice to ever do that to anyone especially the friends he keeps close. He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer will, especially towards the RAF which his dedication has been proven to the extent of a clean 10/10 trim (with an exceptional fringe). Giovanni is someone who is able to overcome the hardships in life considering the challenging past he has suffered (lesbian hair era) BUT he persevered like a champ and has came out from that experience a new man. A ravishing young man some might even say.

Gary - “Hey look there’s Giovanni Ponte!”
Lesbian - “No way! I wish I was as cool as him”

by thecoolestever November 28, 2023

Giovanni

That one dude from Pokémon idk

Team rocket is blasting off again!!!!

I had to include Giovanni in here LMAO

by Some dude not named Giovanni April 3, 2022

Giovanni Burke

Big dick nigga

You are a Giovanni Burke

by Bburkie April 29, 2021

Giovanni

HE LIKES EATING COCK

Giovanni: I am sexually aroused with your dick can I please suck it?

Person 1: WTF?!

by R OBUX May 28, 2022

Giovanny

The kindest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He cares about everyone and everything in this world. He is the hottest guy you will ever meet and every girl will fall for him. Like when I tell you this man is FINEEEEEE AF! He has a big heart but might not know exactly how to use it, he's been through a lot. He will love you more than you love him <3

Person 1- Who is that guy? He's so fine!
Person 2- Oh that's Giovanny.
Person 1- Makes sense

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Giovanni

He likes watching pornhub, plays games everyday, he weighs about 200 lbs, he has a cat, he also has a 3.4m sized dick, and jerks off infront of a camera everyday.

Person 1: Hey look it's Giovanni!

Person 2: Yeah he's gay ngl.

Giovanni: Fuck off.

by R OBUX February 9, 2022

Dong Giovanni

1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.

2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.

(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)

3. A complete and utter dipshit.

1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”

2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.

3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 24, 2025