Gazad

When someone lies knowingly to distort or manipulate the truth for the purpose of garnering sympathy when, in fact, they are the one in the wrong.

My next-door neighbor Gazad me by telling everyone in the neighborhood that I am the one called the police to break up the block party when it was actually them.

by oh-la-laa2 May 29, 2024

Gazad

When someone lies knowingly to distort or manipulate the truth for the purpose of garnering sympathy when, in fact, they are the one in the wrong.

Dude, my girlfriend just gazad me. She crying to all our friends that I'm the one who cheated on her, but actually she's the one who cheated on me.

I just got gazad by my brother who convinced my mom that he should get the candy because he did well on his homework, when actually it was me that did it for him.

by oh-la-laa2 May 30, 2024

geafadd

A person that looks like they have a collection of butt plugs and enjoys anal.

I heard Hudson is a geafadd.

by reesegeafadd June 9, 2024

garadromiplossaphobia

The irrational fear of spoonerisms.

Dude 1: "What's up, what are you having?"
Dude 2: "Oh, I'm having hazelnuts!"
Dude 1: "AAAAAAAAA!" *Flips table, sprints out of the restaurant.*
Dude 2: "What just happened?"
Waiter: "Oh, don’t mind him. He has garadromiplossaphobia."

by GrumpBoat February 22, 2025

garadromiplossaphilia

The love or obsession with spoonisms.

Dude 1: "Hey, I got some hazelnuts. Want some?"
Dude 2: "GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Dude 1: "Chill out, I'm going to give you some."
Dude 2: "SOME? GIVE ME ALL OF THAT!"
Dude 1: "What's wrong with you today?"
Dude 2: "I guess I have garadromiplossaphilia"

by GrumpBoat February 22, 2025

gafable offence

a term first popularised by Cohan Walker. To gaf or not to gaf that is the question

You’re walking way too quick that’s such a gafable offence

by Machiavel1i February 4, 2026

Gamadan

A group of young intelligent Egyptian men who don’t know what digital footprint means

These gamadan kids aren’t up to no good.

by Idontfwonions September 18, 2025