Furniture Fag

Any guy that gets way too excited about his skank-ass girlfriend.

"Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."

by Elcopro December 21, 2009

furnit

a piece of furniture. 'Furniture' is an uncountable noun but 'furnit' is a countable noun.

He bought several furnits for his new house today.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010

Furniture Vampire

Sucks up all your time asking pointless question and also never purchases furniture.

Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.

by TheFurnitureGal March 27, 2011

Fitnit

A person that is all about fitness and always post things on social media about it

Man that dude is just a fitnit but he needs to stop posting stuff

by Beanz3434 April 18, 2017

futtiti

futtiti is the italian term for go f*ck yoursef

"Shut the hell up," said carl. "Futtiti "said Jason.

by imthemostEPIC September 21, 2017

funiture

Funiture that is fun or lit

man that's some funiture

by NWfuryYT November 15, 2017

Furniture

Sex equipment

We had some fun with the furniture

by Fuckmeassandcallmebetty September 15, 2019