drunker than a funker

a man that is more drunk and a man that is high on weed.

damn that bitch is drunker than a funker

by Ryan Winkler October 29, 2003

funkel facial

After having anal sex with someone so hard that they bleed from their ass. You take your dick out of their ass so that it has the blood and shit on it(this is known as garfunkel). After this you have the person face towards your cock as you jerk off on their face. This makes their face have a mixture of shit, blood, and semen on it.

Man after I garfunkeled Emily, I slapped my dick on her face!!
I gave that bitch a FUNKEL FACIAL!

by Vicccc June 11, 2008

funked-out

so totally wasted/lost you don't know what the hell is going on.
random, funky, weird, etc.

yo, dude, that girl Abigail is so totally funked-out.

by ABC Grimmgirl August 23, 2005

funked

Having nothing to retort with in a rippings-battle.

Boy1: Your dicks so thin you could pick up signals from space.

Boy2: (silence) Followed up quickly by an angered look.

Boy1: No need for the tears, you've been funked mate.

by jaffasurprise March 18, 2011

funkendyzer

meaning f*ck.
funkendyzing-f*cking

What the funkendyzer were you thinking bringing that funkendyzing pshjubilickermmml around this tree!!!!!

by Heather Leigh Ann Jonath July 1, 2008

funkedelic

The feeling you have when you are giving passionate love with your partner.Tingling sensation in your vagaina. Wetness and slipperyness of the nut-sack.

Also a felling when you get high or horny!!!

jazzy had such a funkedelic experience with brittany.

by Jazminejade the..... September 5, 2009

funkephant

1. A funky elephant
2. A fat man or woman who listens to funk and thinks they are "funky"

This is not to be confused with a phunkephant, spelt with a "ph"

Tom: Hey Ed, when you wear that shirt it makes you look kind of like a funkephant.
Ed: Thats why i wear it.
Tom: Kiss me.
Ed: No

by DonkeyShlong February 12, 2010