Fuckonomical

Someone who is always available for a FUCK and who is also very economical. ;-)

50$, no babes...I am very Fuckonomical...Only 20$ for me.

by Neo A September 28, 2005

Fuckton of Condoms

the amount of condoms needed to fuck a metric ton of women

"Dude, for this party tonight I'm gonna need a fuckton of condoms."

by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011

Fuckzoned

When a person hits you up repeatedly with the only intention if getting laid, and once they get it, they ghost you or only hit you up for sex at their convenience. Opposite of friendzoned.

He wants to date me, but he's been on the fuckzoned list from the first night we met.

She is hot, but she is so dumb!! ....fuckzoned!!!

by IridescentAlchemyst January 4, 2021

fuckton

A fuckton is equal to 11 tons or one asston plus 4 tons.

That women must weigh a fuckton.

by Shroud September 9, 2003

fuckton

A expression used to discribe a large ammount of something. A unit in the metric system. When written as an expression, fT. Be sure not to confuse this unit with ft meaning foot.

Holy shit, Amy weighs a metric fuckton!

by AfroKenny January 14, 2008

Fuckonometry

There are so many...where to start?
1.Whack-ass trigonometry.
2.What one calls trigonometry when it starts to get all fucky.

3.The branch of fuckematics dealing with the relations, sides and angels of all things fucked up.

Professor: Solve this problem
Class: We ...don't know how, you haven't shown us how to....???
Professor: figure it out
Class: i...wh...how?.....jesus fucking christ, trig is bullshit....trigonometry, more like fuckonometry

by PharmD4me May 25, 2018

fucklong

Unité de temps universelle désignant une période beaucoup trop longue, considérant un requis d'arriver imminent.

"- Nous avons besoin de la pièce maintenant!

- Ça prend 8 semaines pour la manufacturer...rien en stock...

- Dude, c'est fucklong!

by daxvidk January 30, 2019