Frodo's Ring

A friend who has a tendancy to 'do a disappearing act' at inopportune moments.

"Oh surprise, surprise, Terry has fucking donned 'Frodo's Ring' again just when it's his turn to get the next round in."

"Then, just as about 20 of them came around the corner with baseball bats Terry whipped out Frodo's Ring again - the fucking cunt".

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Frodo

verb

The action of avoiding falling the water by leaping from one floating devise to another.

I bet you can't frodo from the dock onto the boat without falling into the lake.

by literarydegenerate January 29, 2017

Frock-spider

Catholic priest who rapes children. Play on the Australian term of "Rock-spider" eg a child rapist or pedophile

He's been released from jail, but everyone in the church knows he is a Frock-spider

by MsPlasma July 19, 2020

frobom

A force of chaos and destruction, unrivaled by nature itself. Froboms are pure anarchy, and have a habit of just accidentally breaking and losing stuff.

Frobom came by, and now my house is gone

by Gh0st_Crypt1c November 11, 2020

Focosus

Known as an axolotl from the Greek Mythology, Focosus has been used in multiple mlg waterbuckets and trickshot montages. He really is a multitool for all purposes. Has also been used as a defense to slow down enemys in the past. Related to Lamborghini Aventador, also a famously known mlg axolotl

Did u see that sick mlg there? Oh yea that was Focosus

by Ford Focus Amogus December 4, 2021

moist frocket

A moist frocket is a very very moist vagina. As a vagina is in the front and is a pocket and all vaginas are moist AF!!!

I went home and tongue punched that moist frocket!!!

by Hairypeters December 3, 2017

horny frodo

Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling “we’re going an adventure” drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out “behold the ring of Mordor”. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases “the beacons are lit” or “ Gondor calls for aids”

Hey babe I’d love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, I’m feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.

I’d love that bill!

by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018