Forced sex

An act of forcing someone or something to have sex with you.

mary was walking down spooner street at night, it was cold and dark. Suddenly she was pushed to the ground. Having no idea what happened, she tried to get up but someone was holding her down, then the person started ripping her clothes off. His huge cock went in her cunt she screamed but then he put his boxers in her mouth. He pushed his cock so far up it hit her g wall, spraying cum, he pissed inside of her. He slapped her ass and left. Mary just had forced sex

by Sexy_girl_69 June 20, 2017

foredistance

The distance beyong the foreground.

Is that the Vet in the foredistance?

by Pot Luck McBeer April 1, 2003

forced laugh

an unnatural laugh, one that is used to cover up emotion or when you aren't feeling the funny but have to laugh due to politeness

I managed a forced laugh when they made a stupid joke.

by divishinating November 7, 2013

forked dick

When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time

Me: Did you know John has a forked dick?

Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!

by Claritan_d June 9, 2018

speaking in forked tongues

To lie from the pulpit or otherwise use religion to try to get someone to trust you when you're just bu**s**tting them.

I see all of these televangelists ranting and roaring about Hellfire and damnation, but in many cases I suspect that they are merely speaking in forked tongues because they are just trying to get their viewers to donate money.

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

Forced drama

Drama you don't like.

Bro 1: Did you see that show last night? That was all forced drama bulls***.
Bro 2: You mean it was all drama you didn't enjoy but probably appeals to a fairly wide audience?
Bro 1: Yeah, exactly!

by Kensamn083 December 19, 2011

forced valet

When a restaurant with plenty of parking puts orange cones in all the parking spots and forces you to use their valet services. The customer has to wait an hour in the cold, rain, or heat for the valet to get their car which is parked less than 5 feet away from the door in an otherwise empty lot. The car is returned with the seat, radio and air settings all screwed up. The customer has the privilege for paying and/or tipping for this "service".

Usually offered by pretentious restaurants with large parking lots who care more about their image than the convenience of their customers.

You: Let's go to that new restaurant that just opened up!
Her: No- they have forced valet. Screw them!

by Houstonchick January 16, 2011