Poverty Team

A team that routinely sucks horse ass. They could have the most stacked roster is the history of their sport but still miss the playoffs and go completely defeated or even worse reach the playoffs but choke in a abominable atrocious way.

28-3 Atlanta Falcons

2008 Lions

2017 Browns

Browns entire history since 3,000,000 BC

Tony Romo and Dak Prescott's era Cowboys are examples of poverty teams

by HughJass1986 July 23, 2023

Flow Team

The team at target that gets blamed for everything,the team that is NEVER recognized for their hard work, The team Ive worked on for 2.5 years..the worst years of my life. The Supervisor or LOD hides around the corners watching every move made by this team telling them to work faster. If something is crammed in the wrong location, an item has not beed fifoed or baby food gets stacked 3 high, the team gets yelled at. If an individual isnt the favorite of the week or isnt working as desired they are pulled to the sign room in the back of the building where there is no cameras and their ass is chewed.

"Baby food was stacked 3 high again, must be the flow team."

by Manda.Anne89 December 27, 2009

Team Abercrombie

A group of males charactarized by excessive cologne, jeans that appear to have been attacked by sasquach, and often a relentless love for the bullshit techno their store insists on blarings throughout the entire mall. They often have their own 'abercrombie' parties where the Justin Timberlake cd is purposely placed on repeat, and the members of team Abercrombie engage in drinking several hardcore beverages..like mai tais and pina coladas, as they exchange hilarious gossip about the hideous fashion taste of the Stock Room Crew.

In addition, they will often seek out your girlfriend, considering, i mean, like, who wouldn't want a boy with a perfect shag haircut and jeans suitable for a man battling the harsh reality of the streets. annnnd, i mean shit.. he makes-- what? $5 an hour? who could resist

yo son, watch out... Team Abercrombie is all over your girl! step up nigga!

nah nah nah. Team Abercrombie can take the bitch home. their wieners don't work anyway, on account of the 'roids.

by Miss Parker, mmhmm September 20, 2006

Smuck Teams

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.

"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."

by Tom May 15, 2004

Microsoft Teams

A synonym for pure pain of the soul. It is the impending suffering of all high school students across the planet. Everyone exposed to this horrific melancholic diabolical beast of an application will not escape without scars.

I am feeling a bit Microsoft Teams today.

by KELR04 February 9, 2021

team-kill

1. To end the life of someone who is on your team (usually intentionally).

2. To end the life of multiple people on your team (usually intentionally).

"You team-killing fucktard!"

"This noob always comes in and team-kills all day."

by IpWn/\/00b5 December 10, 2006

Team Whale

A group of fat teenage boys residing in New Jersey who go around to restaurants (namely Fuddruckers and White Castle) eating as much as possible. Easily identifyable by ignorant screaming and the mocking of the way one of the group members laughs. They often make jokes about ShopRite and Home Depot.

Skinny Person: "Wow! All of Team Whale is going to have a heart attack before they're 20 years old!"

Team Whale Member: "OHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!!"

by Some Dumb Skinny Kid March 7, 2011