Fomosexuality

A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.

One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019

Fobogus

Anthony Gargano, a Philadelphia Sports talk-show host on 610 WIP AM needed a word to describe people that are frugasies and bogus at the same time. The "R" in frugasie was removed for a better phoenetic pronunciation.

1. Fobogus (adj) - someone/thing that is frugasie-like and bogus.

2. Fobogusize (verb) - (used in a positive connotaion, more as homage to the creator rather than the actual meaning of the word) make me 1337 (elite)

1. This homework is fobogus.

2. Fobogusize me cap'n.

by Mike September 2, 2004

foosie

A fool with a big butt.

Divya: "Hey foosie where you at?"
Hetal Patel: "I'm right over here baby."

by Goober D May 2, 2008

foose

the act of playing fooseball

If we foose, you will lose.

by Benjaclaytown April 15, 2006

fobs

The electronic device that comes attached to most new car keys which locks and unlocks the doors from a distance.

My old-ass car has electric locks, but no key fobs.

by toad in the road January 24, 2010

foos

Abreviated version of american rock band Foo Fighters should only be used by real fans. and not wannabe fans that think they do. The foos along with frontman Dave Grohl are an extremely origional and amazing american rock band. The b est American rock band of this age

The Foos are over-rated
theyre not over rated you emo b*stard! you probably think fall out boy and My chemical romance are good, well F*CK YOU! Dave Grohl is a true guitar hero. FOO FIGHTERS SAVING ROCK FROM THE EMO F*UCKHEADS

by M. Newby May 24, 2006

Foobs

Meaning fake breasts. Coming from the slang word boobs. When a woman pays good money to have there breasts enlarged, or put into shape.

People might say, "oh that jordan, yeah foobs"
Or finally admitting to your partner that yo have foobs.
Also, "foobs cost way to much nowa days. When I got foobs...".

by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2006