Flozelle

This is to ejaculate prematurely.

Or to jump the gun or to act too soon,

to leap before you look, to get overly anxious or jump into something without thinking.

It is like when a football player jumps off sides. Named for the Dallas Cowboy lineman who does so constantly, in every game, without fail.

I was trying to hold back but she got me too excited and I Flozelled before I could even get her aroused.

by Spade Cooley November 16, 2009

Frozen alligator

When one takes a Viagra pill, becomes erect, and sticks the weiner in a cooler/freezer for a short time. Then, after the cooling, the subject pushes their pleasure stick behind their legs, resembling a tail, and receives oral.

Me: I was so stoked when my girl agreed to do a frozen alligator with me!
Colin: How was that even possible??

by ZTM April 24, 2014

Frozen scrat

The act of freezing a dead squirl and using it as a sex toy.

Hey Bill I gave Carla a frozen scrat last night she loved it!

by Cessna blow me December 31, 2015

frozen poop

A piece of excrement lowered to 32 degrees Fahrenheit or less

I found a piece of frozen poop in my igloo today

by Scryb Sprite August 25, 2016

frozen lumberjack

When you take one of your turds, freeze it, then insert it in someone else's ass so they can shit it out as well

I took such a good shit that I gave her a frozen lumberjack so that she could enjoy it as well

by Ismashedurmom April 5, 2017

frozen popsicle

When you pee into a condom and freeze it then shove it up yo girl's pussy.

"Its too warm in here, lets get colder by trying a frozen popsicle."

by Grass is always greener May 30, 2017

florence, new jersey

The shittiest town ever, crackheads, sluts, fuckboys, drunks. POTHEADSSSSS but they aren't bad tbh. if you don't smoke or drink you aren't cool so pick up some pot and alcohol and stop being a pussssyyyyy.

All people in Florence, New Jersey are dumb.

by stonersunite July 11, 2017