The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.
For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019
Get the wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! mug.To expell gas from one's anus with such force that both sides of his/her buttox slap together to create a distinctly audible, and occasionally painful, vibration.
During the awkward silence on his date, John let forth such an intense cheek flapper that the silverware on the table rattled.
by Shpoiken April 28, 2005
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by John Warner August 18, 2006
Get the bean flipper mug.When a woman is bathing or swimming naked and her labia ebbs and flows with the current of the water. Usually occurs in a woman with an above average size labia.
Beth and Tommy decided to go skinny dipping at the lake. They stripped down and entered the cool morning water, wading out until it was up to their waists. From nearby, they heard an old man laughing. They turned and looked real quick and noticed a man on the shore fishing. He said to them, "Holy shit girl, you have some mighty long vagina lips. You got a skipper flipper going on there." Beth screamed, Tommy laughed with man.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 16, 2017
Get the skipper flipper mug.The descriptive act of insulting a family member, friend, or stranger, by displaying personal defense implements in an aggressive fashion, while also drawing maximum attention to your actions.
by Mike McArock December 8, 2016
Get the Flopped Some Cock mug.When a Tranny receives a BADDDD clit job causing it to hang like a meat curtain... Also resembles a dolphins flipper.
"Man after all that bread Bradalika spent on 'her' sex change I can't believe he ended up with a piss flipper
by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009
Get the piss flipper mug.(Adjective) - Refers to any type of shoddy, low-quality, quick & cheap "cover-up" work done by someone who "flips" houses for a living.
Cheap-ass "work" that is done to cover up defects in a house just long enough to fool the next buyer or home inspector. When finally discovered, correction of the problem usually involves more work than would have been necessary to do it right the first time.
Phrases typically utterred during the actual performance of this work include "Good enough for now!", "It'll work!" or "Fuck it, I'm not going to be living here!"
Examples: Covering up mildew infested, rotted bathroom walls with paneling; using duct tape to fix a leak in a pipe then covering it with pipe insulation; painting around/over a switch/outlet cover or light fixture.
Very closed related to nigger rigged
Cheap-ass "work" that is done to cover up defects in a house just long enough to fool the next buyer or home inspector. When finally discovered, correction of the problem usually involves more work than would have been necessary to do it right the first time.
Phrases typically utterred during the actual performance of this work include "Good enough for now!", "It'll work!" or "Fuck it, I'm not going to be living here!"
Examples: Covering up mildew infested, rotted bathroom walls with paneling; using duct tape to fix a leak in a pipe then covering it with pipe insulation; painting around/over a switch/outlet cover or light fixture.
Very closed related to nigger rigged
"Check out this flipper-quality work!" Steve said to his friends as he showed them the half-ass plastered-over cardboard and crumpled up newspaper patch in the drywall from where the bedroom door handle had punched through before.
by JLB2629 January 4, 2010
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