Flabbergasted

Blowing your pants apart by farting.

Reference: A Matt Rose video.

“My school banned that word flabbergasted because they thought it meant you blew your pants apart by farting”

by VantaBlack526 January 12, 2024

Flabbergasted

Being flabbergasted is to be greatly surprised or astonished.

"These news has left me flabbergasted."

by purivolley January 27, 2024

Flabbergasted

When you see the homie’s dick that you know is small for the first time and it’s bigger than yours.

You: “Bro I walked in on Jaquavious.”
Jerry: “Really? Was it small?”
You: “It was bigger than mine. I’m flabbergasted!”

by SeanMcShlong February 7, 2024

flabergackle

Someone who uses words that are perplexing/made up

Francesco: I just got gooned by a flipper who is flanty.

Rachel: Francesco is such a flabergackle!

by Rizzerrach July 15, 2024

Flagerate

A sudden and chaotic explosion of tension, drama, or conflict.

After the leaked audio, the political crisis flagerated overnight.

by Flageratrix May 29, 2025

flobbergated

adj. /FLOB-er-gay-tid/ - Feeling completely wiped out after talking out of your ass for way too long, especially while crashing from Adderall and realizing your brain and mouth have both hit their limit.

Bro, I’ve been rambling in this meeting for an hour and my Adderall’s wearing off. I am absolutely flobbergated.

by sector97grepresentative November 24, 2025

flamburgate

To pull someone's asshole inside out

Dude, I missed my homework assignment. I think my professor is going to flamburgate me.

by bigyap January 22, 2026