Portuguese Fisherman 

During the act of having vaginal sex with a woman. Pull out your dick and now that it smells like fish, begin smacking her in the face with it while holding your junk by the shaft, acting as if you're reeling in a big fish. All the while yelling, "I got a live one here!"

I pulled a Portuguese Fisherman on that chick last night. By the time I was done her face smelled like dead fish, I had to kick her outta bed!

Portuguese Fisherman by carguy311 July 29, 2018

michigan fisherman 

When a girl ties a string to the tip of your dick and yanks “reals” it into her mouth like a fisherman catching a juicy tuna.

Me and Karen did the Michigan Fisherman last night, my tip is still red.

michigan fisherman by Code Bilfgod69420 February 24, 2020

The Gorton's Fisherman 

A move that you perform on a chick that seems sexually adventurous. When you are fucking her doggy style you use both of your index fingers to fish hook both sides of her mouth. Wearing a yellow water proof trench coat is optional.

Allen: How was your sexual encounter with Elizabeth?
Me: It was pretty amazing, she totally let me use the Gorton's Fisherman maneuver.
Allen: damn bro i knew i should have taken a swing at her.

The Gorton's Fisherman by jackburton38 December 8, 2014

Gorton's Fisherman 

What the Islanders wore on their jerseys in the 90's

Jesus Christ those jerseys are horrible, who the hell puts the Gorton's Fisherman on a fucking jersey

Gorton's Fisherman by Nickity Nuckity June 7, 2018

Fair Weather Fisherman 

A fair weather fisherman is an angler who only goes fishing when the weather is good or sunny. He never goes fishing when the conditions are uncomfortable. It is considered an insult.

Bob "I'm not going fishing today it's too cold." Jeff "Come on you fair weather fisherman."

Fair Weather Fisherman by Resper February 10, 2021

double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot that Eagle Scouts haven't even heard of.

" I tie knots that eagle scouts haven't even heard of, like the double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove"

double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove by flamingdragon0406 September 21, 2022

Internet Fisherman 

A guy, between the ages of 15 and 30, that stays on Chat Roulette through the night until ungodly hours of the morning just to look for women. They usually end this fishing trip without any catches. If they have caught something, it is usually a 10-15 year old boy posing as a girl for shits and giggles. The Ibternet Fisherman's favorite bait is either a picture of them shirtless, or their penis.

Brett: Doug is a complete Internet Fisherman.

Erik: I know he has never gotten a single girl on there.
Anthony: I'm a ginger
Brett: He needs better bait then him shirtless.
Erik: I like shirtless men...
Brett: Well, I'm going to bed scarred tonight.
Erik: Hehehe

Internet Fisherman by LastRoflchopter August 6, 2010