When a girl visits a festival without a bag, she doesn't have a tent and toiletries. she has to find a place to sleep every night, usually in a different tent every night. Each night she sleeps in a tent she thanks the owner of the tent by letting him cum inside her. because she does not have her toiletries with her, she can not clean herself after. the last night she finds herself in someone elses tent, the cum of multiple men drool out of her vagina like a cheese filled hoagie. thats when she has a festival hoagie
A girl joined my tent the last day of the festival, and when i went down on her i saw she had a festival hoagie.
by ;lkjasdf;lkj;lksajhallohalloha March 23, 2018
Get the festival hoagiemug. I just remembered the term - festival pussy. My friend and I were dancing at a wedding (
and all of a sudden she stopped and said, "I'm not wearing any underwear and I just got a whiff of festival pussy. I hope it isn't me!" We later determined it was the hipster DJ's BO.
and all of a sudden she stopped and said, "I'm not wearing any underwear and I just got a whiff of festival pussy. I hope it isn't me!" We later determined it was the hipster DJ's BO.
by EDubs September 23, 2016
Get the Festival Pussymug. by willy1million November 12, 2013
Get the Festive Karlmug. by Keanu Reeves May 7, 2005
Get the festival of nationsmug. When the comment section of a YouTube video or Facebook post spirals out of control with whiny trolls.
"What do we have here? Just a festival of bitches, it looks like over 300 comments of mostly NOs. You know, it's just funny to me that a bunch of dudes would have such a bitch attitude toward something like this."
by lbassman May 26, 2017
Get the festival of bitchesmug. by zobier January 13, 2013
Get the Post-festivitismug. Basically Coachella. A Festival made by Eggman during the Total Little Eclipse to release the Temporacle.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 December 13, 2021
Get the Festival Nightmug.