leaky faucet

pre cum from a penis

him: damn you’re so hot
her: wanna let me help you with that leaky faucet?

by ladydunkerque July 28, 2021

egg faucet

egg faucet is a person who has accomplished more then totalledword203 ever will

tyler: egg faucet is better then totalled
me: yes he is

by eggfaucet February 24, 2024

faucet tits

when the breast milk from your tits are leaking after having a baby

damn babe my faucet tits are bad this week

by supersoph420 May 14, 2021

turning off the faucets

abruptly ending financial contributions; to financially ostracize; the stopping of monetary flow. Often used as a serious warning in a quid pro quo situation.

phrase; idiom

The first recorded usage of the viral phrase 'turning off the faucets' was in 2024 by Nevin Shapiro during a Momentum Podcast episode. “I said Coach, if that kid don’t see the field I’m turning off the faucets”, for the purpose of clearly and definitively communicating to Larry Coker, that all funding to the Miami Hurricane football program will immediately come to a halt if he didn’t start then freshman Devin “Hurricane” Hester for subsequent games of the 2003 season. It’s an effective way for one to convey the gravity and seriousness of a situation involving money in a not so subtle yet sophisticated manner.

"If you don't meet the deadline, I'm turning off the faucets on this project."
“If you don’t have a 3.5 GPA by the end of the semester I’m turning off the faucets!”
“Bro she broke up with you as soon as you turned the faucets off, she's a gold digger!”

by NCAA_D1 June 13, 2024

Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.

One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.

by QuacksO August 24, 2023

Faucet Juice

Normal everyday tap water from the kitchen sink.

Man it's hot as hell outside. Yall want some faucet juice?

by Bored796 June 30, 2022

Body faucet

Another word for penis

A: I just left Home Depot and bought a new faucet.

B: I want to see your faucet!

A: I’ll show you my body faucet.

by TheOneOfLight May 19, 2019