Faucet

Another name for a monstrous, large throbbing cock
He had a whole ass faucet on him HOLYYYY
by Sienna millsy May 26, 2022
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faucet hoe

someone who cries about everything under the sun. an emotional bitch
Markus: “Kelly you’re such a faucet hoe”
Me: “I know”
by mydogmoose June 22, 2019
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Faucet Juice

Normal everyday tap water from the kitchen sink.
Man it's hot as hell outside. Yall want some faucet juice?
by Bored796 June 30, 2022
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turning off the faucets

abruptly ending financial contributions; to financially ostracize; the stopping of monetary flow. Often used as a serious warning in a quid pro quo situation.

phrase; idiom

The first recorded usage of the viral phrase 'turning off the faucets' was in 2024 by Nevin Shapiro during a Momentum Podcast episode. “I said Coach, if that kid don’t see the field I’m turning off the faucets”, for the purpose of clearly and definitively communicating to Larry Coker, that all funding to the Miami Hurricane football program will immediately come to a halt if he didn’t start then freshman Devin “Hurricane” Hester for subsequent games of the 2003 season. It’s an effective way for one to convey the gravity and seriousness of a situation involving money in a not so subtle yet sophisticated manner.
"If you don't meet the deadline, I'm turning off the faucets on this project."
“If you don’t have a 3.5 GPA by the end of the semester I’m turning off the faucets!”
“Bro she broke up with you as soon as you turned the faucets off, she's a gold digger!”
by NCAA_D1 June 13, 2024
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sloss faucet

I think you know what it is. Is it a faucet? Is it slossy? What does sloss even mean? Sloss faucet, your best friend.
Gotta love that sloss faucet
by Nickolas Mc.Phee January 23, 2024
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poop faucet

What you call someone's anus after they've eaten at a place such as Chipotle.
OH GOSH.. OH NO... I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT TACO BELL.... I THINK I GAVE MYSELF A POOP FAUCET.
by Sumica January 30, 2021
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Fauceting

When a person (typically female) uses either the bathtub or the shower faucet to stimulate the clitoris until orgasm is reached.
Before I had access to toys, fauceting was a safe, clean way to achieve orgasm.
by TayterFixedThtDefinition June 03, 2022
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