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Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.
Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.
by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021
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For laughter and flatulence

Doing something for no reason other than to amuse oneself. Alternative phrase for the well-known phrase “for shits and giggles".
THEM: What is your reason for doing such a stupid thing?

ME: I did it for laughter and flatulence.
by Krazy🤪Kel May 27, 2022
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sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls
by mazza98 January 18, 2023
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Fabulescent

Something so fabulous that it must be homosexual. Often used to describe people, places, and objects of great beauty
How was the club last night?

It was fabulescent.

Really!? Tell me more?
by Redneck Tommy February 28, 2019
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Flatulance

An emergency vehicle that arrives to aid you up after being run over by a steamroller.
Call the flatulance, Saoirse has been run over again.
by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022
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Flapulence

A sudden, and often unexpected expulsion of air from the vagina, resulting in an audible shuddering of the labia.
"Susie, stop referring to your sister as Queen LaQueefah - her flapulence is a normal bodily function that shouldn't be vulgarized, or even acknowledged."
by NahHeDidn't! November 3, 2023
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Flapulence

See definition of Queef. Fanny fart, to expell air through the vagina.
My dear you appear to have flapulence
by KRuss336 June 15, 2024
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