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Closet Fascist

Closet Fascist- Someone who claims to be a republican, but when that person speaks he/she resembles Hitler.
Joe Wurzelbacher-"To be honest with you, I don't think journalists should be anywhere allowed war . I liked back in World War I and World War II, when you'd go to the theater and you'd see your troops on the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for them," this means Joe Wurzelbacher is a "Closet Fascist"
by Ken Bluth March 11, 2009
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Farsi

Also known as Parsi, or Persian.

The main, and official language in Iran, and Afghanistan. (Persian Farsi, Afghan Farsi.) The Farsi in both countries are stlightly different. But if a true Persian and a true Afghan meet for the first time, they will understand each other. Basically it's like comparing the American English to the British English.

It is one of the oldest languages still in use today.

It is an ancient Indo-European language.
If you want to say "How are you" in Persian Farsi you'd say:

"Ha'al e shomah chetoreh"

If you want to say "How are you" in Afghan Farsi you'd say:

"Afha'al e shomah chetor"
by aguynamedandy October 1, 2005
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Fapsickle Handshake

A fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. It is another term for jerking off! U can fap fap fap! The fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to masturbate. One can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! BUT a fapsickle handshake MUST be DIRTAY!
person1-heyy what r u doing
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!
by mrs.fapfapfap May 30, 2009
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Liberal Fascism

1)A Illogical word created by Right-Wingers in an attempt to cover-up Fascism's Right-wing roots.

2)Also the title of a illogical book that makes a poor attempt to connect liberalism to Fascism.

3)A word that would make a person with the most basic knowledge of Politics laugh at you.
Liberal Fascism is a failed attempt to demonize a ideology that Democracy was founded on.
Liberal Fascism is a failed attempt to demonize a ideology that Democracy was founded on
by Bob_The_American February 17, 2009
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Fascist Principle

The last resort of a losing party in an argument is often to compare their interlocutor to a fascist.
Youre a total fascist and your argument sucks.
by GuestBob May 13, 2005
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Fascist

A supporter of a form of government characterized by the merging of business leadership and the state, rigid one-party rule by the extreme right-wing emphasizing strong centralized power, with militarism, an aggressive nationalism, and the suppression of all opposition.

Key elements of a fascist state were exhibited both in Mussolini's Italy and Hitler's Germany.

Fascism By The Numbers:
1) Corporate Dominance of Law and Society
2) Military Supremacy in Funding and Policy
3) Reckless Nationalism in Foreign Affairs
4) Suppression of Organized Labor
5) Unification By Fear and Hatred
6) Expansion of Prisons and Prison Sentences
7) Usurpation of Power and Authority
8) Abuse of Human Rights at Home and Abroad
9) Religious Zealotry in Government and Military
10) Alliance with a Tightly Controlled Mass Media

The following statements illustrate the fascist mindset:

"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." -- Hermann Goering, Sr. Advisor to Adolph Hitler

"The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly…it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over." -- Joseph Goebbels, Senior Advisor to Adolph Hitler
In a 1995 essay "Eternal Fascism", the Italian writer and academic Umberto Eco attempts to list general properties of fascist ideology.

The features of fascism he lists are as follows:

>"The Cult of Tradition", combining cultural syncretism with a rejection of modernism

>"The Cult of Action for Action's Sake", which dictates that action is of value in itself, and should be taken without intellectual reflection, and often manifests in attacks on modern culture and science.

>"Disagreement is Treason" - fascism devalues intellectual discourse and critical reasoning as barriers to action.

>"Fear of Difference", which fascism seeks to exploit and exacerbate, often in the form of racism or an appeal against foreigners and immigrants.

>"Appeal to a Frustrated Middle Class", fearing economic pressure from the demands and aspirations of lower social groups.

>"Obsession With a Plot" and the hyping-up of an enemy threat.

>"Pacifism is Trafficking With the Enemy" because "Life is Permanent Warfare" - there must always be an enemy to fight.

>"Contempt for the Weak" - although a fascist society is elitist, everybody in the society is educated to become a hero.

>"Selective Populism" - the People have a common will, which is not delegated but interpreted by a leader.

>"Newspeak" - fascism employs and promotes an impoverished vocabulary in order to limit critical reasoning.
by QuietReflection September 18, 2010
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Fresh-Air Fascist

1. (noun): a person who attempts to prevent cigarette or cigar smoking in public. Especially applicable in locations (bars, pubs, patios) where smoking is allowed.

2. (noun): A self-righteous and discourteous non-smoker who attempts to shame smokers by coughing loudly when walking past or rudely insisting that smokers are dirty, disgusting addicts who are killing themselves and others.

3. (noun): a person who offers unsolicited health information about the effects of smoking to complete strangers.

See also: Dark Lord, cigarette.
"When I lit up on the patio, some old lady asked me to stop killing her."

"Bloody fresh-air fascist!"
by Tessa Who September 12, 2005
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