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Naughty Farmer

A person, Can be male or female, Who brings another person to new freaky sexual heights or teaches them something new in bed they've never seen before. Word first knowingly used by Tourquoise Jeep recording artist's Flynt Flossy and Yung Humma
Person 1: Man, I f***ed this girl last night and she had her bed sitting inside of a cage.
Person 2: Daaayum, She's a Naughty farmer bro
by DillzThaBoss September 3, 2013
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Dairy Farmer's Arm

The sexual act of inserting an arm into a persons vagina or anus up to the shoulder.Much like a dairy farmer inspecting a cow.
I gave her the Dairy Farmer's Arm...
That girl was wild! I gave her the Double Dairy Farmer's Arm!
by MightyMehr February 23, 2017
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Tiny Farmer Jacob

Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.
Kellen: “Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.”

Jackson: “I know right? Also I thought he was a blonde Raggedy Ann for a second.”
by Johnny Sanders January 21, 2020
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popcorn farmer

1. A concession worker at the cinemas who put popcorn in bags or buckets using a popcorn scoop.
"I heard he got a job as a popcorn farmer at the movies"
"Failing theme parks, unsold Halloween costumes rotting on the docks, mass suicides by popcorn farmers, anything worse!..."
by JMReader July 31, 2020
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Pummeler farmer

Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.
- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.
by l00my March 17, 2022
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Jadams The Farmer

Jadams the Farmer is a very... unique person... In his spare time, he likes to ride a horse cause he can't stand cars but if you want to go into detail he prefers carbon neutral horses. His favorite game is Farming Simulator 19 and spends most of his time bragging to his Minecraft girlfriends about his farming crops.
Sasha: Hey have you heard about the guy called Jadams The Farmer?

Cedric: Yeah but don't Jadam in Jadams The Farmer
by Chowmein360 February 11, 2019
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New Zealand Goat Farmer

Background:
It’s a known stereotype that farmers in New Zealand experiment with bestiality, especially with goats, this sexual technique can be used when someone wants to have the sensation of having sex with livestock but doesn’t want to commit bestiality.

Definition:
When a man and woman engage in dogie style or anal sex. The man precedes to grip and squeeze the woman’s breasts (like he’s milking a goat) while she makes sounds mimicking a goat. This could also be with two females or two males (one with man boobs)
Woman: Gosh my tits are sore, that’s the last time I let him try the New Zealand Goat Farmer
by Dingle123 January 4, 2009
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