A sleeping disorder characterized by attempting to go to sleep earlier than usual, only to wake up a couple hours later. This is due to the person's brain thinking they are only taking a nap, rather than wanting to sleep for a full night.
Affects mostly frequent nap takers, night owls, and those with no sleep schedule.
Affects mostly frequent nap takers, night owls, and those with no sleep schedule.
A: Oh wow, you look terrible.
B: I know. I tried to go to bed at 10 last night, but I woke up again at midnight and couldn't fall back asleep.
A: Sounds like a case of False Nap Syndrome. That's what you get for staying up until 4 AM every night.
B: I know. I tried to go to bed at 10 last night, but I woke up again at midnight and couldn't fall back asleep.
A: Sounds like a case of False Nap Syndrome. That's what you get for staying up until 4 AM every night.
by Cenex September 26, 2012
Get the False Nap Syndrome mug.A portemeau of 'fad' and 'hipster.'Used mostly to distinguish between true cultural hipsters from the retired scene kids, who are fashion hipsters. Often, but not always, lacking the cultural curiousity and interest in abstract pursuits which define being a hipster, but rather associate in a bandwagon like fashion united in bad fashion, beer, and music.
Ex:
"oh you had a doritos taco, sir?"
"I know I was being a total fadster, brah."
Ex:
"What is that music that sounds like suicide set to orchestrals?"
"oh, my neighbor is a complete fadster he also wears skinny jeans and is always telling me about music he knows i do not listen to."
"how do you manage?"
"his girlfriend only wears tights bends over a lot, i think she likes me, i heard she has a secret thing for black guys."
"fadsters, those girls are pretty cute though."
"enough to manage."
"oh you had a doritos taco, sir?"
"I know I was being a total fadster, brah."
Ex:
"What is that music that sounds like suicide set to orchestrals?"
"oh, my neighbor is a complete fadster he also wears skinny jeans and is always telling me about music he knows i do not listen to."
"how do you manage?"
"his girlfriend only wears tights bends over a lot, i think she likes me, i heard she has a secret thing for black guys."
"fadsters, those girls are pretty cute though."
"enough to manage."
by Bapataba October 26, 2012
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When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.
Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
by Yoyoman December 7, 2013
Get the False Start Shower mug.1. False word is when some people make rumors about you that is not true.
2. False word is also when someone talks shit about you behind your back.
The phrase comes from streets, but now also used by rappers to describe those kinds of people.
2. False word is also when someone talks shit about you behind your back.
The phrase comes from streets, but now also used by rappers to describe those kinds of people.
- Yo, that guy was trying to false word by saying bullshit about you.
- My homies won't listen to him.
- Nobody will.
- My homies won't listen to him.
- Nobody will.
by The geniusest December 22, 2015
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Get the Falseitivity mug.Wyatt and Ryan were being FAGSTICKS because they were acting like retards, they both study fagstickicism
by Fagstick December 24, 2020
Get the fagstickicism mug.Kid:Why the hell is that monk wearing over size clothes and tatoos?
Kid2:Thats a False Monk boy, mess with them and you will get tiny rounded shouling palms in your back.
Kid2:Thats a False Monk boy, mess with them and you will get tiny rounded shouling palms in your back.
by Dnkdnk May 5, 2008
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