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Feces

Feces means poo.
by speedy January 21, 2003
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facestalking

Using facebook.com to stalk people. Not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. 'stalking' is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.
Me: Hey Jane, whats up?
You: Nothin, just facestalking.
by ofarrell30 March 15, 2007
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Smiley Faces

Gin Rummy: Bitches love Smiley Faces.
Ed Wuncler III: It's still nigga technology.
by Alastair E. September 29, 2008
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facestat

A website where people can upload pictures of themselves or others to be viewed, judged, and likely degraded by others.
facestat.com is fun, but harsh.
by lmk34 May 13, 2009
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Facestalk

To "friend" someone on Facebook whom you haven't seen or talked to in years just to see what they look like, if they've gotten fat, have ugly kids, or otherwise see how their life sucks compared to yours. Also, you have no intention of ever writing on this person's wall or commenting on a status or picture, because you are just there to see what they look like/are doing now. Could also go the other way - they could totally rock and make you feel bad, in which case you will un-friend them.
You: Hey, I got an email from Kimmy from High School the other day.
Me: Really? You guys weren't even friends though, right?
You: Hmmm, I guess not.
Me: Dude, she is totally facestalking you.
by Danizilla January 16, 2010
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fecestious

fecestious

to speak candidly about feces or things involving feces
pronounced FEE-CEES-TIOUS
Was created by Darrell W.A. Meier in the mid 2000's
Example "say you were just telling a story of how you lost control of you bowls and soiled your pants", You could then laugh and say, "Man, that was a fecestious story"
by Darrell Meier September 20, 2009
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Facespionage

Spying on people using Facebook, similar to Myspying.
"Dude I'm so bored, I'm just doing some Facespionage to kill some time."
by Tarvioli March 17, 2010
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