Chinese fiddler

When you get completely naked and sit indian style on your girlfriends chest while she pretends to play your flaccid gummy dick as a fiddle while chugging soy sauce.

Last night wayne pulled the ole Chinese fiddler on his best friends girlfriend.... thanks Wayne...

by Big smexy 83 April 21, 2021

Pony fiddler

Someone from Southampton aka an inbred cunt. Known for playing with a horses genitalia and sucking their mums toes.

Person 1: How will the Pony Fiddlers do today against Leicester?
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after

by Simple fakts June 25, 2021

Town Fiddler

One who is known for fiddling all the children in a town. The town fiddler is usually a short muscular guy.

Dad protect me, I think that’s the town fiddler.

by Tommy_Unit March 28, 2022

biddy fiddler

Used to describe someone who has a sexual penchant for the (much) older partner (ie a biddy).

Catherine Zeta-Jones is a bit of a biddy fiddler.

by thepearce December 29, 2008

fiddler's fuck

It is an exclamation of disbelief characterized by the small quantity of a fiddler's fuck.

I would not give a fiddler's fuck if your tongue came notarized.

Or, I don't give a fiddler's fuck how much proof you say you have.

by Flagger McCord February 1, 2005

fiddle cove

a womans vagina, often frilly, like coral, as described in the bloodhound gang song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"

"cannonball the fiddle cove, with the dude piston" Taken from the song "foxtrot uniform charlie kilo"

by Monty bixxnich July 3, 2008

Gypsy Fiddle

Any stringed instrument other than a violin. This includes everything from electric guitars to harps to clavicords.

Father: Son, stop whinin' away on that gypsy fiddle and cook me some chitlins!

Son: (angry mutterings)

Father: Boy, you keep givin' me lip and I'm gonna eat your insides!

by Charles Alexander Bronsonsandwich February 27, 2008