phone call fairy

The magical, mystical being that gets busy work for you and your co-workers after everyone else has gone home.

-I thought we finished all the calls yesterday?
--We did. The phone call fairy must've come last night.


Worker 1: When we left yesterday our inbox was empty.
Worker 2: The phone call fairy came last night.

by Jurassic February 19, 2009

fabric

Family safe definition or code word for checking out ass in public.

Merkle: Damn, there are some hot bitches here.

Akers: Def some quality fabric today!

by spankdaddy June 23, 2011

JERSEY SHORE CONDOM FAIRY

When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.

After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.

by bub c October 20, 2006

green fairy

Popular name for the hallucinogenic liquor Absinthe; 'green' obviously coming from the colour, and 'fairy' from the fact that after a few shots you shrink to 6 inches and grow wings. What Van Gogh was drinking when he cut his ear off.

Wanna go dancing with the green fairy again?

by TheDefenestrator April 16, 2005

Fabric penis

When a piece of fabric hangs down right between your crotch, giving the appearance of a cloth penis.

Sammy's new shirt gave her a fabric penis.

by SarahDanielleC April 21, 2011

Dingle Fairy

Similar to the tooth fairy, the Dingle Fairy visits people of all ages who leave a dingle berry under their pillow, exchanging small change for the turd.

Some believe that the Dingle Fairy may be the supernatural force behind the creation of dingle berries in the first place, and is merely reclaiming them through this process.

Jimmy saved his dingle berry in his pocket all the day long so he could put it under his pillow and receive a visit from the Dingle Fairy that night.

"Honey, why does our bed smell so bad? Are you hoping for a visit from the Dingle Fairy?"

by Professor Poo January 12, 2008

fabrosexual

the act of having sexual intercourse with a couch or chair made of any type of fabric. (silk, satin, cloth, cotten, suede or any man made material ex polyester or denim)

Leather or sheep skin is not covered under fabrosexual becuase they are dead animal and fall under beastiality.

Frosty: Dude did you cum all over the couch ?
Dean: yeah man i love that couch im a fabrosexual.

by couchfucker2012 May 22, 2010